Saturday, 20 April 2019

The Penultimate Peril Review











Dear reader,

we are thankfully nearing the end of the suffering of the Baudelaires.  But there is no reason you have to suffer with them.  Press alt and F4 and shut down your computer so your pain can stop as well.


As you might expect from the penultimate episode, this installment was bigger and better than anything we've seen before.  The narrative is complicated and there are a lot of characters - quite a few we know.  There's a lot to unpack so le'ts just jump into it.

What was most interesting about this episode was what it revealed about the backstory of not just the Baudelaires but Count Olaf and Lemony Snicket.  In a series of flashbacks, we seet Count Olaf, Lemony and Kit Snicket and Esme Squalor at the opera.  They're friends and Kit and Olaf are lovers.  After the opera finishes, the female protagonist joins them and is revealed to be Beatrice (Morena Baccarin.) The same Beatrice that Lemony Snicket dedicates every episode to.

Beatrice and Esme then have a heated discussion about the sugar bowl.  Esme wants it for herself but Beatrice says that something that powerful shouldn't be in the hands of one person.  She and Lemony plan to sneak it away, but Esme and Olaf catch them.  They prepare to throw poison darts just as Beatrice and Lemony do the same.  But then stepping into the crossfire is Olaf's father.  He dies as a poison dart hits him - a poison dart thrown by Beatrice and Lemony, triggering Olaf's hatred for them.

Although it was Beatrice's dart that killed Olaf's father, Lemony takes the blame sending him on the run.  We learned some very important backstory and we've had some big questions answered.

From here, we'll back to the main narrative.  After surfacing at Briny Beach, the Baudelaires are approached by a heavily pregnant Kit Snicket.  She offers to drive them to the Hotel Denoument and they accept.  On the taxi ride there, they deduce she is Jacques Snickets' sister and reveal the sad news that he has been murdered.  Kit drops them off at the hotel Denouement.  She tells the Baudelaires to disguise themselves as concierges.  VFD are meeting on Thursday and Kit wants to know if it still safe for them to do so.  If it is not, the Baudelaires should send a signal warning others to stay away.  Aiding in their quest is hotel manager Frank, but working against is his identical twin brother Ernest.

Meanwhile, Kit leaves to take care of her own business.  And who should be waiting for her in the back of her taxi? But her brother, and our narrator, Lemony Snicket.  Or a far younger version I should say.  Considering we've only seen Lemony in flashbacks on in 4th wall breaks, it was interesting seeing him directly inserted into the show.  He and Kit share a tender moment, before promising to rejoin the fight by watching over the Baudelaires.

Next we cut to Olaf, Esme and Carmelita.  The three of them are on land figuring out their next move, when Fernald and Fiona betray him by stealing his submarine.  With little other choice, they go to the Hotel Denouement to stop VFD's meeting.

Can I just say the Hotel Denouement looked spectacular? Full props to the art department who always knock the neo-gothic settings out of the park.  The Hotel Denouement looked like a Victorian or Edwardian 5 star hotel. 

And lurking within it are the many questions, the Baudelaires have.  Is the Last Safe Place really safe? How do they tell Frank and Ernest apart? And who is the JS who invited them here? Through a clever sequence, we see the Baudelaires carry out separate tasks.  Violet goes to the rooftop salon, where she sees Esme, Carmelita and the very disgruntled Count Olaf.  For the past few episodes, we have seen cracks in their relationship.  There is also an amusing cameo from Vice Principal Nero who was last seen terrorising the Baudelaires at Prufrock Prep school.  This marked the first of many cameos.

Esme orders Violet to collect a harpoon gun for Carmelita who is being her usual bratty self.  Violet tries to eavesdrop on Esme and Nero's scheming, but to no avail.  She has to go back to the reception and discuss the request with Frank or is it Ernest? next we follow Klaus who has to go to the sauna where he sees none other than Babs - the administrator of Heimlich Hospital and his previous guardian Jerome Squalor.  SPOILER ALERT

In the book, Jerome Squalor is one of the identities of JS and it's revealed that after failing the Baudelaires, he resolved to help them in anyway possible.  But here, his role is very much reduced to a cameo.  This was a disappointment.  Rather than being in another well-intentioned, but ineffectual authority figure, he could have become something more.  But anyway, Babs and Jerome are pretending to be a couple, but before Klaus can determine why or why they're here, he is called away by Ernest or is it Frank? He has to hang a role of flypaper out the window.

Finally, we go to Sunny who has been called to help mr Poe.  The two go to the hotel resutarant where they are served by none other than Larry Your Waiter.  I completely forgot about this character and even looking at my previous reviews, I cannot remember what happened to him.  After exchanging cryptic messages with Sunny, he leaves for the kitchen.  Count Olaf turns up disguised as Jacques Snicket.  He reveals that he contacted Mr Poe for a dossier containing all of the information pertaining to the Baudelaires and the crimes of Count Olaf.

While they're speaking, Sunny sneaks into the kitchen where Larry-Your-Waiter is talking with Frank or is it Ernest? They are discussing the upcoming VFD meeting.  but before Sunny can hear anymore, Frank or is it Ernest spots her and requests that she help him put a special lock on the Laundry Room door.  While they're doing this, Olaf confronts Larry.  The two of them tousle, but Olaf wins and drowns Larry in a pot of curry sauce.  This was a disappointing end to a disappointing character.  Larry was built up to be an important person, but he just didn't amount to anything.

Anyway later that night, the Baudelaires try and fail to make sense of everything they've found out.  Just as they are about to give up on the mystery of JS, Justice Strauss enters or JS.  She explains that after failing the Baudelaires, she has followed the children, gathering together every report and scrap of evidence, compiling it all into a massive dossier.  From here, she has invited every member of VFD and every person who has ever known the Baudelaires to the Hotel Denouement for a trial with the High Court.  She intends to bring Count Olaf to justice.  A laudable goal I'm sure, but not the most logical.  As we have learned, Olaf is not the only villain in the world and wouldn't it make more sense to bring everybody else to justice as well.  If they had the chance, why would they try not to imprison Esme Squalor, Carmelita Spats, the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair but no Beard.

Anyway, Justice Strauss leaves the children.  Although they know who JS is, they don't know why Frank or was it Ernest asked them to perform their own respective tasks.  Klaus deduces there is a hidden section to the hotel, which is revealed to be a sub-basement.  They discover an anteroom and Frank or is it Ernest? But Klaus realises that the brothers are not twins, but triplets.  They are speaking to the third brother Dewey.  Dewey explains that VFD have compiled together every single document possible into a huge hidden library.  He announces that he and kit Snicket will leave together after Olaf's trial.  he invites the Baudelaires to become the library's next librarians after he leaves.

Having all of their questions answered but one, the Baudelaires ask "what is in the sugar bowl?" Just before Dewey can answer, Olaf, Esme and Carmelita join them.  Olaf orders Carmelita to shoot Dewey with her harpoon gun, but she refuses until he teaches her how to spit.  Sensing tension between the three, the Baudelaires and Dewey taunt Olaf and Esme, causing an argument so big that Olaf breaks up with Esme.  Esme swears her revenge.

Olaf now has the harpoon gun and threatens to shoot Dewey.  The Baudelaires step in the line of fire and tell Olaf that he doesn't need to do this.  With a poignant "it's all I know how to do," he relinquishes the harpoon gun to the children.  Mr Poe appears and in shock, the Baudelaires drop the gun, triggering it and harpooning Dewey.  He dies saying Kit's name.  This is followed by a gorgeous shot of the camera panning upward through the submerged library to Dewey's body floating on the pond on top.

With Mr Poe and the others decrying them as murderers who should appear but Lemony Snicket in a taxi.  He promises to drive the children away explaining that he is Kit's brother.  This was an interesting deviation from the source material.  In the book, the stranger remains unnamed, although it is is implied that it is Lemony.

The Baudelaires consider leaving with Lemony, but decide they cannot run away from their crimes nor give up a chance to put Olaf in jail.  They stay with Justice Strauss while Lemony leaves.  Olaf is caught trying to sneak away and the trial is held the next day.  However, the High court chooses to literally interpret the statement "justice is blind."  And thus everybody must be blindfolded while taking their seats.  What follows is an amusing but dawn-out physical comedy sequences where we see many familiar faces from the Baudelaire's past.

After this Justice Strauss calls the Baudelaires to the stand.  They give an impassioned testimony which is followed by a round of applause.  And that was a bit of cheese I could have done without. Anyway Justice Strauss think that she has enough to convince the High Court to convict Count Olaf.  But the Baudelaires disagree.  Knowing that nobody has ever believed them before, they call Count Olaf to the stand, betting that his narcissism will betray him.

This was a silly decision which quickly backfires when Olaf tells the court of the crimes that the Baudelaires have committed in particular the murder of Dewey Denouement.  Why would Olaf incriminate himself when he could incriminate other people? Things only get worse when the other High Court judges wants to know how the Baudelaires plead.  To the charge of murdering Dewey Denouement, they plead innocent mostly.

Everybody puts their blindfolds back on to await the verdict.  But sensing something is amiss, the Baudelaires peek to see Olaf is kidnapping Justice Strauss and the other two High Court Judges are the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair, but no beard.

The Baudelaires try to warn everybody but as usual nobody listens.  They chase Olaf and Strauss downstairs to the Laundry Room.  Here they realise that Carmelita wanted a harpoon gun to shoot down the carrier crow carrying the sugar bowl.  The crow will stick to the flypaper that Klaus hung up and the sugar bowl would fall into the Laundry Room.

However, Klaus deduces this to be a decoy and he helps Olaf override the lock.  He is proven right when the sugar bowl is nowhere to be found.  Not beaten yet, Olaf vows to unleash the Medusoid Mycelium, poisoning everybody in the hotel.  He will escape by pushing the boat on the rooftop salon into the sea below.  knowing the world is safer without Olaf, Violet volunteers to help him.  lastly, Sunny suggests burning the hotel down.  She knows that this might be enough to convince everybody that something is amiss.  She also knows it can be a signal for other volunteers to stay away.

Olaf wrestles away Justice Strauss' dossier and uses it to start the fire.  But Strauss rescues a picture of the Baudelaires.  As they take the lift upstairs, the children stop  at every floor to warn as many people as possible.  They reach the top where Olaf collects the Medusoid Mycelium and he and the children escape the roof via the boat.  But Justice Strauss decides to stay behind.  They sail away into the sunset, but their story is not at its end yet.

But here we jump back to Justice Strauss who has escaped the fire.  She's approached by Lemony Snicket and laments on the fate of the children  Lemony takes the photo of the Baudelaires kicking off his own quest to find the children once again.

VFD and Cultural references

1. Lemony Snicket references the humanist John Godfrey Saxe.
2. The famous author Richard Wright is also referenced.
3. Count Olaf claims that Dewey Denouement is a mythical figure like the Italian composer Giuseppe Verdi.
4. "Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Larry Your Waiter, I expect you to boil.
5. In an ultimately pointless and stupid plan, Esme vows to get her revenge on everybody at the trial by tricking them into eating meatballs made from crows.  She cries out "let them eat crow," referencing Marie Antoinette's famous "let them eat cake."
6. Dewey's name is a reference to the Dewey Decimal system which is the standard system libraries are run by.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels review

Number 149 on the top 1000 films of all time is Guy Ritchie's comedy caper, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Eddie, (Nick Moran) Tom, (Jason Flemying) Soap (Dexter Fletcher) and Bacon (Jason Statham) are long-time friends and small-time crooks.  The boys raise £100,000 so that Eddie, a genius card shark, can enter a high-stakes card game.  The only catch? The card game is run by notorious gangster Harry Lonsdale (P.H Moriaty).  He loans Eddie £500,000 and then rigs the game so Eddie loses.  He gives the boys one week to pay him back.  Various capers ensue as the boys try to find the money.  A separate storyline sees Harry sending two thieves to steal two antique shotguns.

This is one of two films that made Guy Ritchie's name - the other being Snatch(2000.) The two share a lot of similarities including a lot of the same cast.  While Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones and Alan Ford only had supporting roles, they went onto have starring roles in Snatch.  It was this film that brought Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to the public attention.  Both of them are great in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.  Vinnie Jones brilliantly capitalises on his hard man image as he plays Harry's debt collector Big Chris.

I did enjoy this film.  It had a lot of the same tongue-in-cheek humour that made Snatch so brilliant.  Although it does have a double narrative, the film was very easy to follow.  There was a large supporting cast including a rival gang that Eddie and the others aim to rob, a group of public schoolboys who double up as weed farmers for a gangster called Rory Breaker.  The scenes with the public schoolboys were some of the funniest in the film.  Sting plays Eddie's dad JD and even Danny John-Jules and Rob Brydon feature in supporting roles.  Despite how large the cast was, it was always clear just which character was which.

Ultimately, I don't have much to say about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.  It was a great film to watch, pure entertainment from start to finish, although I have to admit, I think I prefer Snatch.



The Grim Grotto Review












Dear Reader,

while the ending for the Baudelaires is drawing near, while they continue to suffer needlessly, there is no reason you need to suffer as well.  I implore you to stop reading my reviews and to start imagining the Baudelaires living happily ever after. Ultimately, I do not know what fate befell the Baudelaires, but I like to think they had a happy ending.  But in this evil, miserable world, is anything certain?


We are slowly building towards the end of A series of Unfortunate Events with this being the anteultimate episode.  The end of the The Slippery Slope saw the Baudelaires hurtling down the Stricken Stream and being separated from new ally, and sweetheart of Violet Baudelaire, Quigley Quagmire.  As they are cast off to sea and all hope seems lost, they are rescued by a VFD submarine called the Queequeg.  To enter they must say a password which is their own name of Baudelaire.

They discover that the Queequeg is captained by the young Fiona Widdershins who Klaus instantly takes a liking to.  Fiona is a well-read mycologist and is an obvious love interest for Klaus, which was why I found it a bit strange when Violet feuds with her.  Violet is instantly distrustful of Fiona and is hostile toward her.  Considering Klaus and Quigley had no such antagonism, I do find it odd that Violet and Fiona do.  It seems like little more than a petty teenage drama to me.

Anyway, the Queequeg is crewed by Phil, who was the Baudelaires' relentlessly optimistic workmate in The Miserable Mill.  His sheer enthusiasm for everything proved to be one of the episode's highlights.  While he doesn't contribute too much to the story, he was some much needed light relief in a dark episode.

The feud between Violet and Fiona continues as they over their next steps.  Violet wants to search for the Last Safe Place where VFD will be gathering, but Fiona wants to find the sugar bowl.  She stresses that it is vital to VFD's plans, but refuses to explain why.  Fiona wins and they locate the sugar bowl in a grotto underneath the ruins of a VFD laboratory.  They set a course but are discovered by another submarine.

Meanwhile Count Olaf is having problems of his own.  In the last episode, many of his henchmen left and he found himself cowering to new villains: The Man with a beard but not hair and the Woman with hair but no beard.  Olaf's only allies include his gf Carmelita Spats and last-standing henchman the Hook-handed Man.

To continue their villainous deeds, they decide to rent a submarine using another tiresome ruse.  They pretend they are a family with absolutely nothing to hide and with no villainous intentions.  While this type of dialogue was funny at first, it has become tedious now.  And it is also entirely pointless as it is revealed that the new villains have provided a submarine for Esme to captain.  The fact they are favouring Esme over Olaf is just the first of the many fractures we are seeing in Olaf's plan.  he is also very bitter towards the bratty Carmelita Spats and he continues to deride and bully the Hook-Handed man.  Kitana Turnbull continues to shine as Carmelita, although her only role is that of an obnoxious brat, Turnbull plays her well.  But most importantly while Esme is obsessed with finding the sugar bowl, Olaf wants the Baudelaire fortune.

The four of them crew the submarine where they encounter none other than the Baudelaires.  They quickly catch them although Fiona stays hidden.  But Esme discovers that the Baudelaires have found the location of the sugar bowl.  They're sent into the grotto to retrieve the bowl.  Meanwhile, the Hook-Handed man searches the Queequeg where he finds Fiona but keeps her whereabouts a secret.

The Baudelaires reach the grotto and see an imprint in the sand where the sugar bowl was.  They see a staircase leading upwards and there is none other than Quigley Quagmire at the top,  Having survived the end of the last book, he has retrieved the sugar bowl.  But before the Baudelaires can reach him, the deadly Medusoid Mycelium mushroom waxes, cutting the two off.  The friends are forced to separate.  The Baudelaires return to the Queequeg, worried about what Olaf will say when he finds out they don't have the sugar bowl.  But that proves to be the least of their worries, when they find out that Medusoid Mycelium has infiltrated the diving suit of the youngest Baudelaire.

Upon their return to Olaf's submarine, Olaf callously disregards Sunny's health and throws the Baudelaires in the brig.  On the way, they find the Snow Scouts being forced to row.  Although considering the last time we saw the Snow Scouts, they were being kidnapped from the top of Mount Fraught, so I'm not sure how they exactly got to the submarine.  The Hook-Handed man arrives to torture the Baudelaires, but upon discovering Sunny's infection, he frees them and returns them to the Queequeg.  When they become separated, the children create a distraction that frees the Snow Scouts and allows them to reach the Queequeg.  They discover the cure is horseradish and while searching for the kitchen, they discover a birthday cake.  Violet's birthday cake.  This was a very nice reveal of a sweet moment.

While they can't find horseradish, they find a substitute in Wasabi.  Sunny is cured.  Although this obstacle was quickly overcome, it still created some dramatic tension.  After this they receive a telegram telling them that the Last Safe Place is the Hotel Denouement.  The telegram is sent by a mysterious JS.  Just when the Baudelaires are preparing to leave, Fiona categorically says they have to wait.  Wait for what? The Hook-Handed man who is revealed to be Fiona's stepbrother Fernald.

From here, we witness an interesting moral debate concerning VFD and the different sides of the schism.  The Baudelaires claim that Fernald is a villain who has taken part in numerous evil schemes.  And on top of this, he also burned down Anwhistle Aquatics laboratory.  He has taken part in arson and joined the wrong side of the VFD schism.  But Fiona hits back saying that Fernald saved Sunny's life.  Fernald explains that he worked at Anwhistle Aquatics while his superiors were working on a mushroom so powerful, it could wipe out everybody.  He destroyed it for the greater good.  This is an obvious metaphor for the samples of anthrax and smallpox that we have locked away.  If these samples were ever to escape, it would be the end of humanity as we knew it.

Furthermore, Fernald explains that he did a bad thing for a good reason.  He argues that good and bad are not black and white.  You get people who are neither entirely noble or wicked - people are a mixture of both.  Even the Baudelaires who helped to burn down Caligari Carnival.  Before the debate gets any deeper, Olaf catches them.  Olaf realises that the Hook-Handed man helped the Baudelaires to escape.  He tries to kill him, but Fiona trades the Medusoid Mycelium for his life and invites her to join him.  She agrees to join Olaf.  For her first task, she is ordered to take the Baudelaires to the brig.  But instead she helps them escape, but refuses to abandon her brother.  She and Klaus share a tender moment before they separate.

Olaf confronts Fernald saying he knows he lied about helping the Baudelaires escape.  He threatens to kill Fiona, but Fernald gives up the location of the Last Safe Place in exchange for her life.  They set course for the Hotel Denouement.

While trying to escape Olaf, the Queequeg is forced to surface at the very location where a Series of Unfortunate Events began, Briny Beach.  There they find none other than Mr Poe, but also Kit Snicket.  She quickly gains their trust and promises to take them to VFD.  She reveals that through the help of Fiona and Quigley she was able to find them.  The episode ends with her driving them to the Last Safe Place.  But knowing this show, it is unlikely they will find any semblance of safety there.

VFD and cultural references

1. When the Snow Scouts are escaping, one of them decries Viva La Revolution.
2. When Klaus is studying the tidal charts, he discovers the Mediocre Barrier Reef.
3. The Last Safe Place is the Hotel Denouement.  Denouement is a French word which here means the ending of a book where loose ends are tied up and the reader reflects on what they have learnt.  It is appropriate here as we're nearing the end of the series.
4. Volunteer Factual Dispatch.
5.  Viciously Fraught Dilemma.
6. Very Fancy Doctors.  

Underground Review

Number 148 on the top 1000 films of all time is the epic Serbian comedy-drama Underground.

Underground opens on friends Peter "Black" Popara (Lazar Ristovski) and Markon Aren (Miki Monoslovic) on the eve of WW2 in Yugoslavia.  From here, we chart their friendship through WW2, the Cold War and the Yugoslav wars of the 1990s.

Clocking in at 163 minutes, Underground is a sprawling history of Yugoslavia told through the likeable characters of Blacky and Marko.  From the start, we see they are hedonistic, fun-loving men fond of alcohol and women.  Marko has a mistress in the form of theatre actress Natalia.  She also catches the eyes of the local Nazi commandante.  Marko ends up killing the Nazi.

From here,we move into the Cold War where Marko has become a close advisor of General Tito.  meanwhile, he has Blacky hiding underground and has tricked him into thinking the WW2 is still continuing.  he does this so that Blacky and others can make weapons, which Marko sells on for great profit.  Marko's memoirs also inspire a film to be made. While this is occurring, Blacky escapes.  Thinking WW2 is happening, he mistakes the Nazi-dressed extras as the real thing and he kills them before running away.

The final part takes part during the heights of the Yugoslav wars.  Marko has continued his arms dealing and is trying to broker a deal.  Meanwhile, Black has risen through the ranks to become a commander of a militant group.  He unknowingly discovers Marko's group and orders them to be executed for being arms dealers.  It is only after, in a very poignant moment, does he realise what he has done.

While this film was good enough to merit a place on the top 1000 films of all time, it just wasn't for me.  The content matter was interesting especially as it was about a subject I know little about.  But ultimately I don't have much to say.  It wasn't my type of film.

Monday, 4 March 2019

The Slippery Slope review












Dear Reader,

you have had a year's respite from the unfortunate series of events that have plagued the lives of the Baudelaire orphans.  Unfortunately, Netflix have uploaded the final chronicles of their lives.  While I have committed myself to review these episodes, you have not committed yourselves to reading my reviews.  Therefore I advise you to do something far more enjoyable such as stepping on lego.


When we left off, the Baudelaires had followed Count Olaf to the Cagliari Carnival.  There they were searching for the answers to the many mysteries surrounding their lives.  The biggest of these is whether one of their parents did survive the fire that destroyed their home.  At the end of the Cagliari Carnival, the Baudelaires, in disguise, ally themselves with Olaf in the hopes of going to the VFD headquarters.  Klaus and Violet and are towed behind in a caravan while Sunny is kept with Count Olaf.

The episode ends with Olaf revealing he knows who the Baudelaires are and cutting loose their caravan while they're travelling up the Mortmain Mountains.  While they hurtle downhill, Violet invents a solution to save them.  She creates a drag chute which snares around a lone tree allowing the Baudelaires a chance to escape.  While this seems a tad unrealistic, this is acceptable considering the magic realism of the show.  There are many surreal elements which work because that's what type of show it is.

From here, the Baudelaires travel onwards on foot where their attempts to reach Count Olaf drive them into a cave where they meet none other than the horrifying Carmelita Spats.  For those who don't remember, Carmelita Spats is the prototypical, spoilt bratty bully whom the Baudelaires meet while in Prufock Preparatory School.  Carmelita Spats is just one of the many Snow Scouts - a group of children hiking up to the top of Mount Fraught to celebrate False Spring.  Carmelita Spats describes the Scouts as one of the most exclusive groups for the richest, most elite children, which sets up a problem which I'll get to later.

The Baudelaires are quickly befriend by a young Snow Scout in a fencing mask.  They suspect the Snow Scout is connected to VFD.  The Snow Scount gains their trust by confessing he is a well-read person and in his experience, well-read people are morally good.  This was an interesting point to make.  I can see the idea Snicket is trying to portray, but I'm not sure how true it is.  Just because you're well-read doesn't mean you're morally good.  

What you read is just important as how much you read.  If what you're reading is negatively biased or distorted that will then lead to a distorted mindset.  When night falls, their suspicions are proven right, as the Snow Scout takes them on a meandering route into the VFD headquarters.  They solve puzzles and climb up ladders.

Meanwhile, Sunny Baudelaire is still in the grasp of Count Olaf.  They are on the top of Mount Fraught as Olaf, Esme and his henchmen plot their next moves.  Olaf thinks Violet and Klaus are dead and plans to use Sunny to get his hands on the Baudelaire fortune.

At this point, we are introduced to two new villains.  Two villains so frightening, Lemony Snicket is too afraid to even say their names, instead calling them the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair but no Beard.  Even Count Olaf is scared of them.  They appear to be Olaf's direct superiors and hold him accountable for his constant failures.  This was refreshing considering how many times Olaf's schemes have failed.  I understand that to continue the series, Olaf's schemes have to fail.  If he gets the Baudelaire fortune in episode 1, we wouldn't have 2 more seasons to watch.  But at the same, Olaf's constant blunders also undermine his authority as a villain.

The two new villains are given strong introductions by killing Olaf's three new henchmen: the carnival freaks he picked up in the last episode.  Although this was a good way to instantly demonstrate their villainy, I also felt it was a lazy way to write out these three new characters.

Anyway, these two new villains confess they have burned down the VFD headquarters and also reveal their plan to kidnap the Snow Scouts, murder their parents and steal all of their fortunes.

Meanwhile, the Baudelaires reach the VFD headquarters only to discover that it has been burned down.  They desperately search for their parents, which is when the Snow Scout reveals he is the survivor of the fire.  He is Quigley Quagmire, the last Quagmire triplet who was assumed dead after a fire destroyed their home and killed their parents.  And this is where the first part ends.

The second part kicks off with some exposition explaining how Quigley survived.  His mother hid him in a secret tunnel under his house.  This tunnel leads him to Uncle Monty's house.  It is here that he learns about VFD and begins unknowingly following in the footsteps of the Baudelaires.  However, as Quigley is an orphan and the Snow Scouts is a winter camp for rich kids, I don't really understand why he is there.  Sure his family have the famous Quagmire sapphires, but he doesn't have access to them.  Who sent him to the Snow Scouts? This is explained in the books, but not in the TV show.

From here, we jump back to the top of Mount Fraught where we see Sunny doing her best to survive under Olaf's abusive care.  She is forced to cook and clean for Olaf and his troupe.  But we see her grow as a character.  Her speech is improving and she is able to fend for herself.  She is also helped a lot by Olaf's chief henchman, the Hook-Handed man. 

The Hook-Handed man quickly befriends Sunny and tries his best to help her as much as possible.  They develop a friendly relationship.  While Snicket explains this away as Stockholm Syndrome, I find this really strange.  The Hook-Handed man has been established as being the meanest and the scariest of Olaf's henchmen.  This makes it odd that he would be the one who would befriend Sunny.

But in his attempts to help Sunny, he gives her a green cigarette to help her light a fire.  The Baudelaires spot the smoke from the bottom of Mount Fraught and wonder if it is a signal from Sunny.  The VFD headquarters lie at the base of a frozen waterfall.  Violet deduces the fastest way of reaching Sunny is to climb up the waterfall.  Klaus opts to stay behind to try to crack VFD codes and so Violet climbs up the waterfall with Quigley.  Halfway up, they rest on a ledge and we see a mutual attraction forming.

At this point, Lemony Snicket intervenes explaining that to protect Violet's privacy, he chose not to focus on the tender moment she and Quigley share.  I really loved this choice.  Beyond being really sweet, it was a nice countering to modern television.  Obviously, this is a children's show and thus would never be that graphic, but I do feel that modern TV is full of gratuitous sex.  There are so many TV shows which have graphic sex scenes that do nothing to serve the plot.

Speaking of gratuitous scenes, the Slippery Slope is rife of these.  Olaf is desperate to please the two new villains and puts on a show for them demonstrating his acting talent.  This was a silly little scene which seemed more included to show off Neil Patrick Harris' musical theatre background rather than advancing the plot.

Anyway, when the Baudelaires reach the top they discover Sunny and they initially try to take her with them.  But she refuses saying she wants to stay behind to spy on Olaf and the others.  This is when Violet realises that her baby sister is no longer a baby.  Violet and Quigley return down the mountain to discover that Klaus has cracked the VFD codes and discovers that VFD are planning to meet at the "Last Safe Place."

However, Olaf discovers somebody hiding at the bottom of the waterfall and Esme volunteers to go down and investigate. While searching around the VFD headquarters, Esme becomes trapped in the burned headquarters.  The Baudelaires take Esme to the top of Mount Fraught to trade her for Sunny.  However, Olaf is still struggling to win the approval of the two new villains.  Considering they're about to gain a whole group of fortunes, they have no interest in the Baudelaire fortune.  Thus they order Olaf to kill Sunny to prove himself.  He orders his henchmen to obey, but they all refuse.  In this episode, they have all started questioning their life choices and decide they no longer belong with Olaf.  Apart from the Hook-Handed man, they all leave.

This was an interesting choice.  In the book, at this point both the henchperson of Indeterminate gender and the man with the bald head have long been written out.  But they still feature in the TV show.  In the book, it is only the women with the white-powdered faces who leave.

Anyway, the Hook-Handed man volunteers to throw Sunny off Mount Fraught while she is locked in her cage.  Just as the Baudelaires reach the top of the mountain, they discover the Hook-Handed man has killed Sunny.  But it is revealed that he secretly let Sunny escape.  At this point, the Snow Scouts arrive and fall straight into the trap ran by the two new villains.  Olaf and Esme decide to adopt Carmelita and within the chaos, the waterfall is cracked in two and begins melting.  The Baudelaires and Quigley escape by toboggoning down the waterfall, but the two are separated.  Although they have now lost a good friend, they find the next piece in the puzzle of VFD: a submarine. 

A seemingly separate subplot sees Lemony Snicket's sister, Kit, running through the Mortmain Mountains trying to keep the mysterious sugar bowl safe.  She is also trying to hide from the two new villains introduced.  Her journey sees her meeting up with Mr Poe who is bizarrely in the Mortmain Mountains too.  What was great was how this was referenced which led to a genuinely laugh out loud moment.  The novelty of the meta-humour has all but worn off so it's still nice to know the show can still make me laugh from time to time.

VFD and cultural references

As this episode explores a lot of VFD, there are many VFD references.

1. Valley of Four Drafts
2. Very Furtive Disguise
3. Very Fascinating Drama
4. Very Frightening Danger
5. Vain fashionable Divas
6. Vertical Flame Diversion
7. Vernacularly Fastened Door
8. Verdnant Flammable device
9.The book Anna Karenia is referenced throughout.
10. In her sleep, Carmelita spats admits she only watches network television.
11. When the Baudelaires toboggon off Mount Fraught, Sunny says rosebud, referencing the end of Citizen Kane.
12. Sunny describes herself as the famous spy Mata Hari.


The Elephant Man review

Number 146 on the top 1000 films of all time is the historical drama The Elephant Man.

Based on the shocking true life story, the Elephant Man follows the life of the severely deformed Joseph Merrick (John Hurt.) Rescued from the carnival freakshow Doctor Treever (Anthony Hopkins.) Joseph Merrick starts trying to integrate him back into society.

What made this film so powerful is its timelessness.  It's set during the Victorian era, but its themes are as relevant now as they were then.  Granted, we're a great deal more liberal and freak shows are a thing of the past, but there is still a strong fear of the unknown.  This is bred from ignorance and results in hatred, especially in the hatred that Merrick experiences.

After he is rescued and is staying in a hospital, a night porter charges members of the public to gawk, taunt and abuse Joseph Merrick.  This disturbing scene was wonderfully accompanied by circus music.  Circus music is supposed to represent joy and happiness, but it was distorted into something evil here.

Another powerful scene which sees Merrick running from an angry mob culminates in him yelling "I'm not an elephant.  I'm not an animal.  I'm a human being." This is something we forget when we're so steered by our own ignorance.

Stepping off my liberal soapbox for a second, the acting was terrific.  Anthony Hopkins was very sympathetic as Dr Treever.  It was a far cry from when he played a very different doctor - I am of course talking about Dr Hannibal Lector in the Silence of the Lambs.  But the obvious star was John Hurt.  Even wearing prosthetics that took 7 hours to apply, he still brought a great humanity to the character.

Legend has it the prosthetics were so remarkable they inspired the Oscars to create an award honouring best make-up in film.

The Elephant Man was a poignant film that challenges our fear of the unknown.  Hurt and Hopkins were both great and the outstanding prosthetics was the icing on top of a brilliant cake. 

Hunted Season 4 Episode 6 review

Episode 1
Episode 2

Episode 3
Episode 4

Episode 6

24 hours to go.  Four remaining fugitives.  Since the show's inception, the Hunters have never had a clean sweep.  Can they change that here?

In the last episode, the four fugitives brothers - Harry and Frank Savage and recently split-up friends, Nate and Ish, receive a phone call telling them about the extraction point.  The only catch? By accessing the phone call. their location becomes known to the Hunters.

The Hunters identify Ish as being in Stafford, Nate in Solihull, on the outskirts of Birmingham and the Savages in Reading.  All four fugitives need to safely reach the extraction point in Birmingham city Centre to win.

With only a day to go, the fugitives are balls of terror, excitement, fatigue and paranoia.  Considering this, the Hunters target Ish first.  They see him on CCTV riding a bicycle and wonder whether he might be making use of Staffordshire's card network.  They send teams to the canals.  They also send a helicopter.  ish hears it and ducks into a local wood.  His paranoia takes over, as he wonders whether he has been caught.

However, the Hunters arne't able to get eyes on and soon call back the helicopter, allowing Ish to escape.  Again, I ask why were the Hunters not using their thermal imaging camera.  Anyway, Ish starts cycling along the canal.  And the Hunters start asking the locals who point them in the right direction.  Disaster strikes when Ish's bike is punctured and he tries to fix it under a bridge.  Little does he know the Hunters are right on top of him.  And not before long, after 24 days on the run, Ish is caught.  But that's not all.  Ish has written down the extraction point in his diary and the Hunters take the diary.

While trying to decipher it, the Hunters focus on Ish's estranged friend Nate.  Nate is on the outskirts of Birmingham and he calls upon a new friend to hole him up for the night.  The next day, Nate's contact hands him to another friend who drives him to Birmingham City Centre.

Meanwhile, the Hunters interrogate Ish and try to entrap him into giving up the location of the extraction point.  They make him think that they've caught Nate.  If Nate is caught, why not give up the location? To sweeten the deal, the Hunters try to bribe Ish with  4 grand.  He falls for the trap and almost takes the money, but decides against it.  He knows he couldn't live with himself if he ratted out the others for only 4 grand.

The Hunters tried a similar tactic in S2 where they feel bribing Madu with £1000.  He smartly asks for £50,00, which the Hutners refused.  £4000 is nothing.  If Nate wins, he could win £33,000.  He could share this with Ish and he would share a lot more than 4 grand.

But in the end, it doesn't matter, as the Hunters decipher Ish's diary.  They discover the extraction point in in Birmingham at 1.  They deduce that canal and road are too slow to escape, so the extraction will take place via helicopter.  They start scouring Birmingham city centre for helipads.  There aren't too many, so things aren't too difficult for them.

Meanwhile, Nate is in Birmingham, trying to find the extraction point himself.  But the Hunters spot him and give chase.  He escapes by ducking into a council estate/rabbit warren.  For now Nate is safe.  Knowing there are few helipads in Birmingham, the Hunters begin investigating roof-top carparks.  From there, they deduce the extraction point is on the top of the Edgbaston car park.

Having roughed it in Reading overnight, the Savages have travelled to Birmingham.  With only an hour to go, the Hunt is on.  The Savages are about as close as brothers could be with Frank always looking after Harry.  The Hunters know they'll be tough to beat.  With only 20 minutes to go, the Savages are nearing the RDZ and wisely dump their bags, but the Hunters still spot them on CCTV.  And then they spot them in real life.  Frank and harry split and after a valiant effort, Harry is caught, allowing Frank a chance to escape.

From here, we jump back to Nate who is only ten minutes away from winning.  He has changed his clothes and has the car park in sight.  He makes a break for it, but the Hunters have the carpark covered.  They spot Nate and give chase.  In his hurry, he trips over, allowing the Hunters to catch him.  This leaves Frank Savage as last man standing.

Frank has managed to evade the Hunters and is determined to win for him and Harry.  He finds the car park and hearing the oncoming helicopter, he makes a break for the top.  He reaches the roof, but the Hunters are waiting for him.  Just minutes away from winning, he is caught.  In the first time in the show's history, all of the fugitives have been caught.  And that's because the show is far harder than it used to be.

For the previous seasons, the extraction point has always been a remote location, not a car park in the centre of a massive city like Birmingham.  Maybe after 3 years of having egg in the face, the producers decided to switch things up.  The fact that fugitives have escaped every single year doesn't make the Hunters look very good.  While this change certainly made things very challenging, it also made things unfair too.  Due to the Hunters already being on the rooftop, it's difficult to see how Frank could have boarded the helicopter or even how the helicopter was supposed to land.

But anyway, all credit to all ten fugitives and especially the final four who were fingertips away from winning.  Having blogged extensively on the show, I'd like to think I would do quite well on this show, but I'll probably get caught on day 1.

Top tips for going on the run

1.  If you're that close to the end, then don't bother fixing the bike puncture.  Dump the bike.  If Ish had done this, he might have escaped.
2. If the Hunters offer you money, always ask for more.  £4000 is nothing compared to a share of £100000.
3.  Don't write things down.  Commit them to memory.  I'm not sure why Ish couldn't have committed the extraction point details to memory.

And as always, don't tell me your plan below.  The Hunters are watching.