Number 151 on the top 1000 films of all time is the 2009 drama: Hachi: a Dog's Tale.
A remake of the 1987 Japanese film Hachiko Monogatari, in itself based on the real life Akita dog, Hachiko, this film follows the story of Hachi. Upon becoming lost at a US train station, Hachi is found by Professor Parker Wilson (Richard Gere.) Over time, an unbreakable bond forms between the two.
I'm going to say it now. This film should not be on the top 1000 films of all time. It felt like a failed children's story. What should have been a truly emotional, heart-breaking tale was either completely flat or overly-sentimental. Hachiko was a real Akita dog in Tokyo who was adopted by Japanese professor Hidesaburo Ueno. After Ueno dies of an unexpected brain hemorrhage, every day for 9 years, Hachiko would return to the train station to wait for him to come home from home.
This true story is revealed after the film ends and it made me more emotional than the actual film did. Just like the real story, whenever Professor Wilson went to work via the train station, Hachi followed him and waited for him to return home. He even becomes a bit of a local celebrity. While this has definite potential to be emotional, it didn't land for me at all.
I think there should have been far more work done to develop the relationship between Wilson and Hachi. There were some montages of Wilson trying and failing to train Hachi, but slow-motion and happy smiles wasn't enough to invest me in the movie.
Like his real-life counterpart, Parker Wilson suffers an unexpected brain hemorrhage and dies. I don't know enough about the real life story or how hemorrhages work, but this seemed too sudden. It had so little grounding that it felt like a plot device rather than anything natural. It was a contrived way of forcing things forward. But then again, maybe I'm ignorant of the true nature of brain hemorrhages.
The film ends with a montage of Hachi reflecting on all of his happy memories with Parker Wilson. This was overly-sentimental and had me rolling my eyes rather than feeling anything sad.
Akita dogs are very cute and there were moments when I felt very sorry for Hachi, but these were few and far between. What should have been a truly tragic film completely missed its emotional mark.
Saturday, 30 November 2019
Cool Hand Luke review
Number 150 on top 1000 films of all time is the 1967 prison drama, Cool Hand Luke.
Luke Jackson (Paul Newman) is a likeable and relaxed war veteran. When he is caught drunkenly destroying municipal property, he is sent to a Florida prison. There he quickly becomes a hero to the other prisoners, in particular to the formidable Dragline (George Kennedy,) when he refuses to bow to the prison rules.
When I started looking into this movie, I thought it would be something like One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. Luke Jackson is McMurphy standing up to the Nurse Ratchetesque guards. Except the film didn't play out like that.
Although the film is supposed to be in a prison, it didn't feel like that. The prison guards didn't have the tyranny or the hostility I was expecting. I thought they would be absolute despots abusing their power and their prisoners, but they seemed more like bored college kids at a holiday camp. True, they weren't overtly cruel, but they were also quite indifferent to the prisoners. They were more like acquaintances than prison and guard.
While there was the punishment of spending the night in the "box" - a tiny cell with barely enough room to sit - and the prison bosses, but I don't think they were utilised enough for them to be any serious threat. If we had seen more of them - more of the true horrors of the box, then the drama of this film would have been more apparent. But as it stood for me, I didn't find it particularly tense or engaging.
What I preferred watching was the relationship between Luke and the other prisoners particularly Dragline. George Kennedy won Best Supporting Actor for his role and it was well-deserved. Kennedy was a powerhouse in this film. He brought a great energy to the role and was very charismatic. Although the two initially are at each other's throats, they quickly win each other's respect.
And with Dragline's respect, the rest of the prisoners quickly follow. There is a particularly powerful section where after Luke is recaptured after an attempted escape, the guards give him extra rice to eat at dinner. If he doesn't finish his plate, they will punish him. The prisoners all take spoonfuls of rice and help him to finish.
I imagine I'm going to get some slack for this review, as I usually do, if I don't positively review one of the best 1000 films of all time, but Cool Hand Luke didn't land for me. While I liked the relationship between the prisoners and George Kennedy was great, this film didn't have enough dramatic tension to keep me engaged.
Luke Jackson (Paul Newman) is a likeable and relaxed war veteran. When he is caught drunkenly destroying municipal property, he is sent to a Florida prison. There he quickly becomes a hero to the other prisoners, in particular to the formidable Dragline (George Kennedy,) when he refuses to bow to the prison rules.
When I started looking into this movie, I thought it would be something like One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. Luke Jackson is McMurphy standing up to the Nurse Ratchetesque guards. Except the film didn't play out like that.
Although the film is supposed to be in a prison, it didn't feel like that. The prison guards didn't have the tyranny or the hostility I was expecting. I thought they would be absolute despots abusing their power and their prisoners, but they seemed more like bored college kids at a holiday camp. True, they weren't overtly cruel, but they were also quite indifferent to the prisoners. They were more like acquaintances than prison and guard.
While there was the punishment of spending the night in the "box" - a tiny cell with barely enough room to sit - and the prison bosses, but I don't think they were utilised enough for them to be any serious threat. If we had seen more of them - more of the true horrors of the box, then the drama of this film would have been more apparent. But as it stood for me, I didn't find it particularly tense or engaging.
What I preferred watching was the relationship between Luke and the other prisoners particularly Dragline. George Kennedy won Best Supporting Actor for his role and it was well-deserved. Kennedy was a powerhouse in this film. He brought a great energy to the role and was very charismatic. Although the two initially are at each other's throats, they quickly win each other's respect.
And with Dragline's respect, the rest of the prisoners quickly follow. There is a particularly powerful section where after Luke is recaptured after an attempted escape, the guards give him extra rice to eat at dinner. If he doesn't finish his plate, they will punish him. The prisoners all take spoonfuls of rice and help him to finish.
I imagine I'm going to get some slack for this review, as I usually do, if I don't positively review one of the best 1000 films of all time, but Cool Hand Luke didn't land for me. While I liked the relationship between the prisoners and George Kennedy was great, this film didn't have enough dramatic tension to keep me engaged.
Sunday, 24 November 2019
The End review
The Ersatz Elevator review
The Vile Village review
The Hostile Hospital review
Dear Reader,
we have reached the end So you can stop reading. Right now. Look away. Goodbye.
I want to start this review by saying this was a great ending to a great adaptation. Dare I say it's the definitive adaptation. Certainly more definitive than the train wreck of a film anyway.
If anything the End plays out like an extended denouement with the main narrative having been wrapped up in the Penultimate Peril. Questions were answered in a satisfactory way and there was enough content that things never felt stretched out.
With the Hotel Denouement burning to the ground int he last episode, the Baudelaires escape with Count Olaf via a boat. Moral dilemmas abound as the Baudelaires contemplate pushing Olaf overboard but they are interrupted by a storm that washes them onto a desert island. The island was supposed to look like a tropical paradise, although the CGI was less than convincing. But then again, the CGI has never been spectacular on this show.
The Baudelaires are discovered by a young girl called Friday who is scavenging what the storm has washed up on tidal shelf. Friday invites the children back to her home. However, when Olaf tries interfering, Friday fiercely rebuffs him. This marks one of the few occasions that a character has so easily seen through Olaf's nefarious deceptions and signifies a decline in his hypnotic control. He is left behind with the rest of the flotsam and jetsam on the tidal shelf.
The Baudelaires meet the rest of Friday's colony - a rag-tag bunch of people who has all washed up on the island. They are all dressed exactly the same in simple robes and are presenting their finds to their leader Ishamel. With his fluffy white beard and a long hair, Ishmael almost looks like God or at the least, a shepherd. And his ultimate concern is the safety of his flock. This is why whenever he is presented with a scavenged item, he manipulates his flock into thinking it is dangerous and should be thrown away. he makes a warm exception for the Baudelaires, inviting them to join the others, under the condition that they don't rock the boat.
However, he isn't so generous to Count Olaf. Whee he tries to take control, Ishmael orders he be locked in a cage and left to drown by the tidal shelf. Once again, the Baudelaires question the morality of this. Olaf is their great villain, but is is right to leave him to die like this?
They see him and give him food. He offers them crucial information about their parents and VFD if they release him. They ultimate refuse and leave him to his fate. From here, we see an interesting take on the trouble in paradise trope. Everything appears to be idyllic on the island, but that is because there is no individuality. Everybody has to dress the same. They have to eat the same bland food and drink the same coconut cordial. Suspecting something is amiss, the Baudelaires investigate. They discover footprints leading to a secret cove. In this cove is everything Ishmael claims is too dangerous for the island. There are all manner of mechanical devices, books and things for biting.
But most intriguingly there is a huge book - a book that contains the handwriting of the Baudelaire' parents. Upon closer inspection, the children discover their parents were residents of the island. Ishamel appears and explains that he created VFD to fight the figurative fires of the world. it was here where he met and recruited Olaf into the organisation. But after schism, Ishmael left the group and exiled himself on the island. Later on, the Baudelaire parents washed up. They had Violet on the island and after a while, despite Ishmael's warnings, they leave the island. They claim they can only do so much to shelter themselves from the evils of the world, before they have to stand up for what's right.
It's also reveal that the coconut cordial is slightly alcoholic, helping to he keep the colonists subdued. There is also a big apple tree. Ishmael reminds the Baudelaires that it is Decision Day tomorrow. This is the one day of the year when the tide rises high enough that a boat can surpass the coastal shelf. He offers them some cordial before encouraging them to stay on the island.
Decision Day arrives and nobody chooses to leave the island, but the Baudelaires. Ishmael strongly argues they should stay and as things become heated, Friday spots another castaway. A heavily pregnant Kit Snicket on a raft made of books. As Violet and Sunny run to her, who should appear but Olaf. He is crudely disguised as Kit. The islanders immediately see through his disguise. The two argue, but Olaf threatens to unleash the Medusoid Mycelium the island. Ishmael threatens to shoot Olaf with a harpoon gun.
But seeing Kit's pregnant belly makes Violet realise that Olaf is hiding disguising a diving helmet containing the Medusoid Mycelium as his pregnant belly. Violet runs to stop Ishmael, but she's too late. He harpoons Olaf, inadvertently unleashing the Medusoid and poisoning everyone, including Olaf, the colonists and the Baudelaires. The children say that horseradish is the cure. But Ishmael is unwilling to relinquish control and so he orders the colonists to sail to a horseradish factory in Lousy Lane.
The Baudelaires suspect the cure for the cure for the Medusoid is in the secret cove. They discover it is in the apples of the apple tree, but are too weak to reach them Just when things look lost,t he Incredibly Deadly Viper appears, bringing the orphans an apple. They eat and are instantly cured.
They bring the apple to Kit, but she doesn't eat it for fear of hurting her baby. Knowing they need to take her down from the raft, but being too weak, they have no other choice but to ask Count Olaf fro help. he is weak from the Medusoid and refuses to help. Btu when he discovers Kit is in danger, he snaps into action. he eats the apple and brings Kit to the shore. The two share a tender moment where the depth of Olaf's love for Kit is revealed. And then he succumbs to his harpoon wound.
The Baudelaires rush kit inside where later that night, in a surprisingly tense moment, she dies giving birth to a girl who the Baudelaires name after their mother Beatrice. But before she dies, she reveals the secret of the Sugar Bowl. inside is sugar that is a botanical hybrid that immunises you against the Medusoid Mycelium.
The Baudelaires take care of young Beatice for a year before Decision Day comes and they decide it is finally time to leave.
But that's not the end. Not quite yet. We get a montage showing the fates of the different side characters. The Quagmire are reunited. Fiona and Fernald find their step father. Olaf's former henchfolk find artistic fulfillment. Finally we focus on the subplot bookending this episode. A young girl is following in the footsteps of the Baudelaires. She invites Lemony Snicket to share a story over ice cream. And this young girl is none other than Lemony's niece Beatrice Baudelaire. The episode ends on Beatrice and Lemony connecting over stories of the Baudelaires. This was a particularly heartwarming note to end on.
And the same goes for the whole episode. It was full of emotional pay-offs - Olaf and Kit's deaths, Lemony discovering his niece. And none of these payoffs missed their marks. What made this episode work so well was how it was only 1 episode, as opposed to a two parter.
While the two-parters are good, they often did feel padded, but this episode was perfectly plotted. It didn't lag and it didn't overrun. Everything was tied off nicely and there were some truly poignant moments. This was great ending for a great series. And I do hope the Baudelaires get the happily ever after they so truly deserve.
Saturday, 19 October 2019
It Chapter 2 review
In 2017, I reviewed chapter 1 of It so it only makes sense that I review the second part now.
Every twenty-seven years,
the inter-dimensional, supernatural creature Pennywise the Clown (Ben Skaarsgaard)
preys on the citizens of Derry, Maine.
Having defeated Penny wise as children, Bill Denborough, (James Mcavoy)
Beverly Marsh, (Jessica Chastain) Richie Tozier (Bill Hader) Mike Hanlon,
(Isaiah Mustafu) Ben Hanscom, (Jay Ryan) and Eddie Kaspbrak (James Ransome)
return to defeat It once and for all.
Although It is supposed
to be a horror film, the horror elements were the weakest part. This was because of the sheer over-reliance
on CGI and jumpscares. From the mutated
creatures hatching from fortune cookies to the young Beverly Marsh (Sophia
Lillis) being depicted as a flaming skeleton, I was more repulsed/ amused
rather than scared. Instead of hiding
behind the sofa, I was rolling my eyes at the silliness of it all. At some points, I almost wanted to laugh out
loud.
The truly scary moments
were when we were faced with plain human evil – no CGI, jumpscares, just good
writing and acting. The film opens with
gay couple Don Hagarty and Adrian Mellon being brutally beaten up by some
homophobic teenagers. The grown-up
Beverly Marsh is married to an abusive husband who whispers instead of
shouts. The adult Stanley Uris (Andy
Bean) kills himself, as he is too afraid to return to Derry with his
friends. Even the build-up of the stupid
‘Beverly Marsh as a flaming skeleton’ scene was scarier than the actual scene
itself.
In a flashback, Ben
Hanscom gets a quiet moment with his unrequited love, Beverly. He misreads the situation and tries to kiss
her. She brutally rejects him, asking
how she could want to kiss an ugly, stupid, fat boy like him. Afterwards, she turns into a flaming
skeleton. This version of Beverly Marsh
was really Pennywise in disguise but seeing one of our heroes being so cruelly
abused, by what should be his friend, was far scarier than some silly CGI.
All four of these scenes
were far scarier than the best special effects that Final Cut Pro had to offer,
because these scares were earned. Rather
than trying to repulse or shock, director Andy Muschietti subtly built
atmosphere. After all, what’s scarier?
Being the victim of an unprovoked hate crime, being torn apart by the love of
your life or some silly little monster that you can squish under your thumb.
This isn’t to say that
Ben Skaarsgaard wasn’t great as Pennywise.
He was very creepy, but Muschietti was over-reliant on CGI. Some of the best parts came from the
characters and the chemistry they shared.
The scene where we see all 6 main characters reunite in the Chinese
restaurant is great evidence of this, if you ignore the fortune cookie scene
afterwards. Bill Hader was perfectly
cast as the adult Richie Tozier and his rapport with James Ransom, Eddie
Kaspbrak, gave the film some much light-needed relief. It also made for the remarkably poignant
bittersweet ending where Eddie dies saving Richie’s life.
Similar to its
predecessor, there is a definite over-reliance on CGI and jump scares, but
solid character work makes this is an enjoyable if uneven watch. At almost 3 hours, you can argue that it is
over long. But with the book being over
1000 pages long, far longer than it needs to be, almost 3 hours doesn’t seem
that bad now.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood review
Once Upon a Time in
Hollywood (OUTIH) isn’t on the top 1000 films of all time, but I recently
watched it in cinemas and here’s the review.
Rick Dalton (Leonardo
Dicaprio) is a Hollywood actor who’s afraid that his career is at an end. Cliff Booth (Brad Pitt) is his stunt double
and driver. Together they navigate the
changing landscape of 1960’s Hollywood.
Meanwhile, Charles Manson and his cult machinate a plot to begin a race
war by killing Roman Polanski (Raful Zavierachi) and his wife Sharon Tate
(Margot Robbie.)
As well as directing
this, Tarantino also directed Kill Bill.
My main criticism of that film was that it was more style than
substance. The same criticism applies
here. Rather than offering a strongly
plotted narrative, Tarantino presents a mostly nostalgic vision of Hollywood
and stretches it to its limit.
Where Kill Bill is a
homage to martial arts films, OUTIH is a homage to 1960’s Hollywood. It’s overly seasoned with gratuitous
real-life allusions, from Dicaprio being digitally imposed into the Great
Escape, to Brad Pitt fighting Bruce Lee (Mike Moh) to Steve Mcqueen (Damien
lewis) appearing for 5 minutes to even the title: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
being a reference to Sergio Leone’s ‘Once Upon a Time in the West” and … “in
America.” Of course, Leone is best known for his spaghetti westerns with
westerns featuring heavily in this film.
However, all these
references felt more like Tarantino patting himself on the back, showing off
how much he knows about Hollywood, rather than actually doing anything for the
plot. The real narrative lay in the
conflicted mind of Dalton – a washed-up movie actor trying to revive his
career. Dicaprio was great in this
role. He imported true humanity to
Dalton and prevented him from becoming just another of many Hollywood
has-beens. The scene where he breaks
down in his trailer is the best example of this.
What’s left of the plot
focusses on Booth being mixed up in the Manson family. Although this is more of a sub-plot that
should have received more attention than it did, the outrageous ending
notwithstanding.
Three of Manson’s cult go
to kill Tate and Polanski. Instead they
decide to kill Dalton and Booth. The
plan goes wrong as all three are brutally killed in progressively over-the-top
ways. This stylisation of violence is
quintessential Tarantino, but it does become silly at times.
And we need to take a
moment to talk about feet again.
Tarantino is just trolling us at this point. He knows that his foot fetish is common
knowledge and doesn’t give a damn anymore.
From Margot Robbie’s feet at the forefront of the frame, to Margaret
Qualley’s feet pressed right against the windscreen, it was all a bit much.
While the film has all of
the classic Tarantino hallmarks, I fear it is another example of style over
substance. And I get it, Tarantino! You
have a foot fetish. You don’t need to
remind me of it in every single movie.
Kill Bill Volume 1 Review
Number 200 on the top 1000 films of all time is Quentin Tarantino’s martial arts thriller ‘Kill Bill
Volume 1.’ I just happened to see this film on TV, hence why I’m reviewing it
out of order.
The Bride (Uma Thurman) awakens
after an assassination attempt by her former hit squad goes awry. She vows revenge on her former colleagues
including her boss. (David Carradine)
Kill Bill pays homage to
many of the grindhouse and martial arts films of the 60s and 70s. However, I think it is more homage than
actual film. Of course, you would expect
there to be elements of the genre present, but I think it was overdone. Don’t get me wrong, the martial art scenes
were brilliantly choregraphed, the Crazy-88 fight being the obvious example,
but they became over-long and tedious.
I understand that the
film focusses on martial arts, but the extended fight scenes did little to push
the narrative forward. And that is my
main criticism of the film. It was all
more style than substance.
The
narrative, as it was, was stretched very thin.
The Bride has a fight with the first member of her hit squad, Vernita
Green, and then travels to Japan and has another fight with the Crazy-88 and
then a final fight with the next hit squad member O-Ren (Lucy Liu.) Throw in
some feet shots for good measure. We’ll
talk about this later.
I did think that the
staging and cinematography were brilliant, especially with how the Crazy-88
fight was in monochrome and later silhouetted.
Also, while O’Ren’s backstory being depicted as an anime cartoon was
certainly innovative, it became very familiar, after a while. I was hungering for some actual narrative and
fleshed-out characters.
Now is the time to talk
about Uma Thurman’s feet. It’s well-known
that Tarantino has a foot fetish, but this is the first time that I’ve really
been aware of it. Did we really need to
spend so much time looking at Thurman’s feet?
Ultimately, this is an
enjoyable film to watch once, but how any substance gives way to style, does make
it tedious after a while.
Saturday, 20 April 2019
The Penultimate Peril Review
The Ersatz Elevator review
The Vile Village review
The Hostile Hospital review
Dear reader,
we are thankfully nearing the end of the suffering of the Baudelaires. But there is no reason you have to suffer with them. Press alt and F4 and shut down your computer so your pain can stop as well.
As you might expect from the penultimate episode, this installment was bigger and better than anything we've seen before. The narrative is complicated and there are a lot of characters - quite a few we know. There's a lot to unpack so le'ts just jump into it.
What was most interesting about this episode was what it revealed about the backstory of not just the Baudelaires but Count Olaf and Lemony Snicket. In a series of flashbacks, we seet Count Olaf, Lemony and Kit Snicket and Esme Squalor at the opera. They're friends and Kit and Olaf are lovers. After the opera finishes, the female protagonist joins them and is revealed to be Beatrice (Morena Baccarin.) The same Beatrice that Lemony Snicket dedicates every episode to.
Beatrice and Esme then have a heated discussion about the sugar bowl. Esme wants it for herself but Beatrice says that something that powerful shouldn't be in the hands of one person. She and Lemony plan to sneak it away, but Esme and Olaf catch them. They prepare to throw poison darts just as Beatrice and Lemony do the same. But then stepping into the crossfire is Olaf's father. He dies as a poison dart hits him - a poison dart thrown by Beatrice and Lemony, triggering Olaf's hatred for them.
Although it was Beatrice's dart that killed Olaf's father, Lemony takes the blame sending him on the run. We learned some very important backstory and we've had some big questions answered.
From here, we'll back to the main narrative. After surfacing at Briny Beach, the Baudelaires are approached by a heavily pregnant Kit Snicket. She offers to drive them to the Hotel Denoument and they accept. On the taxi ride there, they deduce she is Jacques Snickets' sister and reveal the sad news that he has been murdered. Kit drops them off at the hotel Denouement. She tells the Baudelaires to disguise themselves as concierges. VFD are meeting on Thursday and Kit wants to know if it still safe for them to do so. If it is not, the Baudelaires should send a signal warning others to stay away. Aiding in their quest is hotel manager Frank, but working against is his identical twin brother Ernest.
Meanwhile, Kit leaves to take care of her own business. And who should be waiting for her in the back of her taxi? But her brother, and our narrator, Lemony Snicket. Or a far younger version I should say. Considering we've only seen Lemony in flashbacks on in 4th wall breaks, it was interesting seeing him directly inserted into the show. He and Kit share a tender moment, before promising to rejoin the fight by watching over the Baudelaires.
Next we cut to Olaf, Esme and Carmelita. The three of them are on land figuring out their next move, when Fernald and Fiona betray him by stealing his submarine. With little other choice, they go to the Hotel Denouement to stop VFD's meeting.
Can I just say the Hotel Denouement looked spectacular? Full props to the art department who always knock the neo-gothic settings out of the park. The Hotel Denouement looked like a Victorian or Edwardian 5 star hotel.
And lurking within it are the many questions, the Baudelaires have. Is the Last Safe Place really safe? How do they tell Frank and Ernest apart? And who is the JS who invited them here? Through a clever sequence, we see the Baudelaires carry out separate tasks. Violet goes to the rooftop salon, where she sees Esme, Carmelita and the very disgruntled Count Olaf. For the past few episodes, we have seen cracks in their relationship. There is also an amusing cameo from Vice Principal Nero who was last seen terrorising the Baudelaires at Prufrock Prep school. This marked the first of many cameos.
Esme orders Violet to collect a harpoon gun for Carmelita who is being her usual bratty self. Violet tries to eavesdrop on Esme and Nero's scheming, but to no avail. She has to go back to the reception and discuss the request with Frank or is it Ernest? next we follow Klaus who has to go to the sauna where he sees none other than Babs - the administrator of Heimlich Hospital and his previous guardian Jerome Squalor. SPOILER ALERT
In the book, Jerome Squalor is one of the identities of JS and it's revealed that after failing the Baudelaires, he resolved to help them in anyway possible. But here, his role is very much reduced to a cameo. This was a disappointment. Rather than being in another well-intentioned, but ineffectual authority figure, he could have become something more. But anyway, Babs and Jerome are pretending to be a couple, but before Klaus can determine why or why they're here, he is called away by Ernest or is it Frank? He has to hang a role of flypaper out the window.
Finally, we go to Sunny who has been called to help mr Poe. The two go to the hotel resutarant where they are served by none other than Larry Your Waiter. I completely forgot about this character and even looking at my previous reviews, I cannot remember what happened to him. After exchanging cryptic messages with Sunny, he leaves for the kitchen. Count Olaf turns up disguised as Jacques Snicket. He reveals that he contacted Mr Poe for a dossier containing all of the information pertaining to the Baudelaires and the crimes of Count Olaf.
While they're speaking, Sunny sneaks into the kitchen where Larry-Your-Waiter is talking with Frank or is it Ernest? They are discussing the upcoming VFD meeting. but before Sunny can hear anymore, Frank or is it Ernest spots her and requests that she help him put a special lock on the Laundry Room door. While they're doing this, Olaf confronts Larry. The two of them tousle, but Olaf wins and drowns Larry in a pot of curry sauce. This was a disappointing end to a disappointing character. Larry was built up to be an important person, but he just didn't amount to anything.
Anyway later that night, the Baudelaires try and fail to make sense of everything they've found out. Just as they are about to give up on the mystery of JS, Justice Strauss enters or JS. She explains that after failing the Baudelaires, she has followed the children, gathering together every report and scrap of evidence, compiling it all into a massive dossier. From here, she has invited every member of VFD and every person who has ever known the Baudelaires to the Hotel Denouement for a trial with the High Court. She intends to bring Count Olaf to justice. A laudable goal I'm sure, but not the most logical. As we have learned, Olaf is not the only villain in the world and wouldn't it make more sense to bring everybody else to justice as well. If they had the chance, why would they try not to imprison Esme Squalor, Carmelita Spats, the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair but no Beard.
Anyway, Justice Strauss leaves the children. Although they know who JS is, they don't know why Frank or was it Ernest asked them to perform their own respective tasks. Klaus deduces there is a hidden section to the hotel, which is revealed to be a sub-basement. They discover an anteroom and Frank or is it Ernest? But Klaus realises that the brothers are not twins, but triplets. They are speaking to the third brother Dewey. Dewey explains that VFD have compiled together every single document possible into a huge hidden library. He announces that he and kit Snicket will leave together after Olaf's trial. he invites the Baudelaires to become the library's next librarians after he leaves.
Having all of their questions answered but one, the Baudelaires ask "what is in the sugar bowl?" Just before Dewey can answer, Olaf, Esme and Carmelita join them. Olaf orders Carmelita to shoot Dewey with her harpoon gun, but she refuses until he teaches her how to spit. Sensing tension between the three, the Baudelaires and Dewey taunt Olaf and Esme, causing an argument so big that Olaf breaks up with Esme. Esme swears her revenge.
Olaf now has the harpoon gun and threatens to shoot Dewey. The Baudelaires step in the line of fire and tell Olaf that he doesn't need to do this. With a poignant "it's all I know how to do," he relinquishes the harpoon gun to the children. Mr Poe appears and in shock, the Baudelaires drop the gun, triggering it and harpooning Dewey. He dies saying Kit's name. This is followed by a gorgeous shot of the camera panning upward through the submerged library to Dewey's body floating on the pond on top.
With Mr Poe and the others decrying them as murderers who should appear but Lemony Snicket in a taxi. He promises to drive the children away explaining that he is Kit's brother. This was an interesting deviation from the source material. In the book, the stranger remains unnamed, although it is is implied that it is Lemony.
The Baudelaires consider leaving with Lemony, but decide they cannot run away from their crimes nor give up a chance to put Olaf in jail. They stay with Justice Strauss while Lemony leaves. Olaf is caught trying to sneak away and the trial is held the next day. However, the High court chooses to literally interpret the statement "justice is blind." And thus everybody must be blindfolded while taking their seats. What follows is an amusing but dawn-out physical comedy sequences where we see many familiar faces from the Baudelaire's past.
After this Justice Strauss calls the Baudelaires to the stand. They give an impassioned testimony which is followed by a round of applause. And that was a bit of cheese I could have done without. Anyway Justice Strauss think that she has enough to convince the High Court to convict Count Olaf. But the Baudelaires disagree. Knowing that nobody has ever believed them before, they call Count Olaf to the stand, betting that his narcissism will betray him.
This was a silly decision which quickly backfires when Olaf tells the court of the crimes that the Baudelaires have committed in particular the murder of Dewey Denouement. Why would Olaf incriminate himself when he could incriminate other people? Things only get worse when the other High Court judges wants to know how the Baudelaires plead. To the charge of murdering Dewey Denouement, they plead innocent mostly.
Everybody puts their blindfolds back on to await the verdict. But sensing something is amiss, the Baudelaires peek to see Olaf is kidnapping Justice Strauss and the other two High Court Judges are the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair, but no beard.
The Baudelaires try to warn everybody but as usual nobody listens. They chase Olaf and Strauss downstairs to the Laundry Room. Here they realise that Carmelita wanted a harpoon gun to shoot down the carrier crow carrying the sugar bowl. The crow will stick to the flypaper that Klaus hung up and the sugar bowl would fall into the Laundry Room.
However, Klaus deduces this to be a decoy and he helps Olaf override the lock. He is proven right when the sugar bowl is nowhere to be found. Not beaten yet, Olaf vows to unleash the Medusoid Mycelium, poisoning everybody in the hotel. He will escape by pushing the boat on the rooftop salon into the sea below. knowing the world is safer without Olaf, Violet volunteers to help him. lastly, Sunny suggests burning the hotel down. She knows that this might be enough to convince everybody that something is amiss. She also knows it can be a signal for other volunteers to stay away.
Olaf wrestles away Justice Strauss' dossier and uses it to start the fire. But Strauss rescues a picture of the Baudelaires. As they take the lift upstairs, the children stop at every floor to warn as many people as possible. They reach the top where Olaf collects the Medusoid Mycelium and he and the children escape the roof via the boat. But Justice Strauss decides to stay behind. They sail away into the sunset, but their story is not at its end yet.
But here we jump back to Justice Strauss who has escaped the fire. She's approached by Lemony Snicket and laments on the fate of the children Lemony takes the photo of the Baudelaires kicking off his own quest to find the children once again.
VFD and Cultural references
1. Lemony Snicket references the humanist John Godfrey Saxe.
2. The famous author Richard Wright is also referenced.
3. Count Olaf claims that Dewey Denouement is a mythical figure like the Italian composer Giuseppe Verdi.
4. "Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Larry Your Waiter, I expect you to boil.
5. In an ultimately pointless and stupid plan, Esme vows to get her revenge on everybody at the trial by tricking them into eating meatballs made from crows. She cries out "let them eat crow," referencing Marie Antoinette's famous "let them eat cake."
6. Dewey's name is a reference to the Dewey Decimal system which is the standard system libraries are run by.
While they're speaking, Sunny sneaks into the kitchen where Larry-Your-Waiter is talking with Frank or is it Ernest? They are discussing the upcoming VFD meeting. but before Sunny can hear anymore, Frank or is it Ernest spots her and requests that she help him put a special lock on the Laundry Room door. While they're doing this, Olaf confronts Larry. The two of them tousle, but Olaf wins and drowns Larry in a pot of curry sauce. This was a disappointing end to a disappointing character. Larry was built up to be an important person, but he just didn't amount to anything.
Anyway later that night, the Baudelaires try and fail to make sense of everything they've found out. Just as they are about to give up on the mystery of JS, Justice Strauss enters or JS. She explains that after failing the Baudelaires, she has followed the children, gathering together every report and scrap of evidence, compiling it all into a massive dossier. From here, she has invited every member of VFD and every person who has ever known the Baudelaires to the Hotel Denouement for a trial with the High Court. She intends to bring Count Olaf to justice. A laudable goal I'm sure, but not the most logical. As we have learned, Olaf is not the only villain in the world and wouldn't it make more sense to bring everybody else to justice as well. If they had the chance, why would they try not to imprison Esme Squalor, Carmelita Spats, the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair but no Beard.
Anyway, Justice Strauss leaves the children. Although they know who JS is, they don't know why Frank or was it Ernest asked them to perform their own respective tasks. Klaus deduces there is a hidden section to the hotel, which is revealed to be a sub-basement. They discover an anteroom and Frank or is it Ernest? But Klaus realises that the brothers are not twins, but triplets. They are speaking to the third brother Dewey. Dewey explains that VFD have compiled together every single document possible into a huge hidden library. He announces that he and kit Snicket will leave together after Olaf's trial. he invites the Baudelaires to become the library's next librarians after he leaves.
Having all of their questions answered but one, the Baudelaires ask "what is in the sugar bowl?" Just before Dewey can answer, Olaf, Esme and Carmelita join them. Olaf orders Carmelita to shoot Dewey with her harpoon gun, but she refuses until he teaches her how to spit. Sensing tension between the three, the Baudelaires and Dewey taunt Olaf and Esme, causing an argument so big that Olaf breaks up with Esme. Esme swears her revenge.
Olaf now has the harpoon gun and threatens to shoot Dewey. The Baudelaires step in the line of fire and tell Olaf that he doesn't need to do this. With a poignant "it's all I know how to do," he relinquishes the harpoon gun to the children. Mr Poe appears and in shock, the Baudelaires drop the gun, triggering it and harpooning Dewey. He dies saying Kit's name. This is followed by a gorgeous shot of the camera panning upward through the submerged library to Dewey's body floating on the pond on top.
With Mr Poe and the others decrying them as murderers who should appear but Lemony Snicket in a taxi. He promises to drive the children away explaining that he is Kit's brother. This was an interesting deviation from the source material. In the book, the stranger remains unnamed, although it is is implied that it is Lemony.
The Baudelaires consider leaving with Lemony, but decide they cannot run away from their crimes nor give up a chance to put Olaf in jail. They stay with Justice Strauss while Lemony leaves. Olaf is caught trying to sneak away and the trial is held the next day. However, the High court chooses to literally interpret the statement "justice is blind." And thus everybody must be blindfolded while taking their seats. What follows is an amusing but dawn-out physical comedy sequences where we see many familiar faces from the Baudelaire's past.
After this Justice Strauss calls the Baudelaires to the stand. They give an impassioned testimony which is followed by a round of applause. And that was a bit of cheese I could have done without. Anyway Justice Strauss think that she has enough to convince the High Court to convict Count Olaf. But the Baudelaires disagree. Knowing that nobody has ever believed them before, they call Count Olaf to the stand, betting that his narcissism will betray him.
This was a silly decision which quickly backfires when Olaf tells the court of the crimes that the Baudelaires have committed in particular the murder of Dewey Denouement. Why would Olaf incriminate himself when he could incriminate other people? Things only get worse when the other High Court judges wants to know how the Baudelaires plead. To the charge of murdering Dewey Denouement, they plead innocent mostly.
Everybody puts their blindfolds back on to await the verdict. But sensing something is amiss, the Baudelaires peek to see Olaf is kidnapping Justice Strauss and the other two High Court Judges are the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair, but no beard.
The Baudelaires try to warn everybody but as usual nobody listens. They chase Olaf and Strauss downstairs to the Laundry Room. Here they realise that Carmelita wanted a harpoon gun to shoot down the carrier crow carrying the sugar bowl. The crow will stick to the flypaper that Klaus hung up and the sugar bowl would fall into the Laundry Room.
However, Klaus deduces this to be a decoy and he helps Olaf override the lock. He is proven right when the sugar bowl is nowhere to be found. Not beaten yet, Olaf vows to unleash the Medusoid Mycelium, poisoning everybody in the hotel. He will escape by pushing the boat on the rooftop salon into the sea below. knowing the world is safer without Olaf, Violet volunteers to help him. lastly, Sunny suggests burning the hotel down. She knows that this might be enough to convince everybody that something is amiss. She also knows it can be a signal for other volunteers to stay away.
Olaf wrestles away Justice Strauss' dossier and uses it to start the fire. But Strauss rescues a picture of the Baudelaires. As they take the lift upstairs, the children stop at every floor to warn as many people as possible. They reach the top where Olaf collects the Medusoid Mycelium and he and the children escape the roof via the boat. But Justice Strauss decides to stay behind. They sail away into the sunset, but their story is not at its end yet.
But here we jump back to Justice Strauss who has escaped the fire. She's approached by Lemony Snicket and laments on the fate of the children Lemony takes the photo of the Baudelaires kicking off his own quest to find the children once again.
VFD and Cultural references
1. Lemony Snicket references the humanist John Godfrey Saxe.
2. The famous author Richard Wright is also referenced.
3. Count Olaf claims that Dewey Denouement is a mythical figure like the Italian composer Giuseppe Verdi.
4. "Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Larry Your Waiter, I expect you to boil.
5. In an ultimately pointless and stupid plan, Esme vows to get her revenge on everybody at the trial by tricking them into eating meatballs made from crows. She cries out "let them eat crow," referencing Marie Antoinette's famous "let them eat cake."
6. Dewey's name is a reference to the Dewey Decimal system which is the standard system libraries are run by.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels review
Number 149 on the top 1000 films of all time is Guy Ritchie's comedy caper, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
Eddie, (Nick Moran) Tom, (Jason Flemying) Soap (Dexter Fletcher) and Bacon (Jason Statham) are long-time friends and small-time crooks. The boys raise £100,000 so that Eddie, a genius card shark, can enter a high-stakes card game. The only catch? The card game is run by notorious gangster Harry Lonsdale (P.H Moriaty). He loans Eddie £500,000 and then rigs the game so Eddie loses. He gives the boys one week to pay him back. Various capers ensue as the boys try to find the money. A separate storyline sees Harry sending two thieves to steal two antique shotguns.
This is one of two films that made Guy Ritchie's name - the other being Snatch(2000.) The two share a lot of similarities including a lot of the same cast. While Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones and Alan Ford only had supporting roles, they went onto have starring roles in Snatch. It was this film that brought Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to the public attention. Both of them are great in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Vinnie Jones brilliantly capitalises on his hard man image as he plays Harry's debt collector Big Chris.
I did enjoy this film. It had a lot of the same tongue-in-cheek humour that made Snatch so brilliant. Although it does have a double narrative, the film was very easy to follow. There was a large supporting cast including a rival gang that Eddie and the others aim to rob, a group of public schoolboys who double up as weed farmers for a gangster called Rory Breaker. The scenes with the public schoolboys were some of the funniest in the film. Sting plays Eddie's dad JD and even Danny John-Jules and Rob Brydon feature in supporting roles. Despite how large the cast was, it was always clear just which character was which.
Ultimately, I don't have much to say about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It was a great film to watch, pure entertainment from start to finish, although I have to admit, I think I prefer Snatch.
Eddie, (Nick Moran) Tom, (Jason Flemying) Soap (Dexter Fletcher) and Bacon (Jason Statham) are long-time friends and small-time crooks. The boys raise £100,000 so that Eddie, a genius card shark, can enter a high-stakes card game. The only catch? The card game is run by notorious gangster Harry Lonsdale (P.H Moriaty). He loans Eddie £500,000 and then rigs the game so Eddie loses. He gives the boys one week to pay him back. Various capers ensue as the boys try to find the money. A separate storyline sees Harry sending two thieves to steal two antique shotguns.
This is one of two films that made Guy Ritchie's name - the other being Snatch(2000.) The two share a lot of similarities including a lot of the same cast. While Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones and Alan Ford only had supporting roles, they went onto have starring roles in Snatch. It was this film that brought Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones to the public attention. Both of them are great in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Vinnie Jones brilliantly capitalises on his hard man image as he plays Harry's debt collector Big Chris.
I did enjoy this film. It had a lot of the same tongue-in-cheek humour that made Snatch so brilliant. Although it does have a double narrative, the film was very easy to follow. There was a large supporting cast including a rival gang that Eddie and the others aim to rob, a group of public schoolboys who double up as weed farmers for a gangster called Rory Breaker. The scenes with the public schoolboys were some of the funniest in the film. Sting plays Eddie's dad JD and even Danny John-Jules and Rob Brydon feature in supporting roles. Despite how large the cast was, it was always clear just which character was which.
Ultimately, I don't have much to say about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It was a great film to watch, pure entertainment from start to finish, although I have to admit, I think I prefer Snatch.
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The Slippery Slope review
Dear Reader,
while the ending for the Baudelaires is drawing near, while they continue to suffer needlessly, there is no reason you need to suffer as well. I implore you to stop reading my reviews and to start imagining the Baudelaires living happily ever after. Ultimately, I do not know what fate befell the Baudelaires, but I like to think they had a happy ending. But in this evil, miserable world, is anything certain?
We are slowly building towards the end of A series of Unfortunate Events with this being the anteultimate episode. The end of the The Slippery Slope saw the Baudelaires hurtling down the Stricken Stream and being separated from new ally, and sweetheart of Violet Baudelaire, Quigley Quagmire. As they are cast off to sea and all hope seems lost, they are rescued by a VFD submarine called the Queequeg. To enter they must say a password which is their own name of Baudelaire.
They discover that the Queequeg is captained by the young Fiona Widdershins who Klaus instantly takes a liking to. Fiona is a well-read mycologist and is an obvious love interest for Klaus, which was why I found it a bit strange when Violet feuds with her. Violet is instantly distrustful of Fiona and is hostile toward her. Considering Klaus and Quigley had no such antagonism, I do find it odd that Violet and Fiona do. It seems like little more than a petty teenage drama to me.
Anyway, the Queequeg is crewed by Phil, who was the Baudelaires' relentlessly optimistic workmate in The Miserable Mill. His sheer enthusiasm for everything proved to be one of the episode's highlights. While he doesn't contribute too much to the story, he was some much needed light relief in a dark episode.
The feud between Violet and Fiona continues as they over their next steps. Violet wants to search for the Last Safe Place where VFD will be gathering, but Fiona wants to find the sugar bowl. She stresses that it is vital to VFD's plans, but refuses to explain why. Fiona wins and they locate the sugar bowl in a grotto underneath the ruins of a VFD laboratory. They set a course but are discovered by another submarine.
Meanwhile Count Olaf is having problems of his own. In the last episode, many of his henchmen left and he found himself cowering to new villains: The Man with a beard but not hair and the Woman with hair but no beard. Olaf's only allies include his gf Carmelita Spats and last-standing henchman the Hook-handed Man.
To continue their villainous deeds, they decide to rent a submarine using another tiresome ruse. They pretend they are a family with absolutely nothing to hide and with no villainous intentions. While this type of dialogue was funny at first, it has become tedious now. And it is also entirely pointless as it is revealed that the new villains have provided a submarine for Esme to captain. The fact they are favouring Esme over Olaf is just the first of the many fractures we are seeing in Olaf's plan. he is also very bitter towards the bratty Carmelita Spats and he continues to deride and bully the Hook-Handed man. Kitana Turnbull continues to shine as Carmelita, although her only role is that of an obnoxious brat, Turnbull plays her well. But most importantly while Esme is obsessed with finding the sugar bowl, Olaf wants the Baudelaire fortune.
The four of them crew the submarine where they encounter none other than the Baudelaires. They quickly catch them although Fiona stays hidden. But Esme discovers that the Baudelaires have found the location of the sugar bowl. They're sent into the grotto to retrieve the bowl. Meanwhile, the Hook-Handed man searches the Queequeg where he finds Fiona but keeps her whereabouts a secret.
The Baudelaires reach the grotto and see an imprint in the sand where the sugar bowl was. They see a staircase leading upwards and there is none other than Quigley Quagmire at the top, Having survived the end of the last book, he has retrieved the sugar bowl. But before the Baudelaires can reach him, the deadly Medusoid Mycelium mushroom waxes, cutting the two off. The friends are forced to separate. The Baudelaires return to the Queequeg, worried about what Olaf will say when he finds out they don't have the sugar bowl. But that proves to be the least of their worries, when they find out that Medusoid Mycelium has infiltrated the diving suit of the youngest Baudelaire.
Upon their return to Olaf's submarine, Olaf callously disregards Sunny's health and throws the Baudelaires in the brig. On the way, they find the Snow Scouts being forced to row. Although considering the last time we saw the Snow Scouts, they were being kidnapped from the top of Mount Fraught, so I'm not sure how they exactly got to the submarine. The Hook-Handed man arrives to torture the Baudelaires, but upon discovering Sunny's infection, he frees them and returns them to the Queequeg. When they become separated, the children create a distraction that frees the Snow Scouts and allows them to reach the Queequeg. They discover the cure is horseradish and while searching for the kitchen, they discover a birthday cake. Violet's birthday cake. This was a very nice reveal of a sweet moment.
While they can't find horseradish, they find a substitute in Wasabi. Sunny is cured. Although this obstacle was quickly overcome, it still created some dramatic tension. After this they receive a telegram telling them that the Last Safe Place is the Hotel Denouement. The telegram is sent by a mysterious JS. Just when the Baudelaires are preparing to leave, Fiona categorically says they have to wait. Wait for what? The Hook-Handed man who is revealed to be Fiona's stepbrother Fernald.
From here, we witness an interesting moral debate concerning VFD and the different sides of the schism. The Baudelaires claim that Fernald is a villain who has taken part in numerous evil schemes. And on top of this, he also burned down Anwhistle Aquatics laboratory. He has taken part in arson and joined the wrong side of the VFD schism. But Fiona hits back saying that Fernald saved Sunny's life. Fernald explains that he worked at Anwhistle Aquatics while his superiors were working on a mushroom so powerful, it could wipe out everybody. He destroyed it for the greater good. This is an obvious metaphor for the samples of anthrax and smallpox that we have locked away. If these samples were ever to escape, it would be the end of humanity as we knew it.
Furthermore, Fernald explains that he did a bad thing for a good reason. He argues that good and bad are not black and white. You get people who are neither entirely noble or wicked - people are a mixture of both. Even the Baudelaires who helped to burn down Caligari Carnival. Before the debate gets any deeper, Olaf catches them. Olaf realises that the Hook-Handed man helped the Baudelaires to escape. He tries to kill him, but Fiona trades the Medusoid Mycelium for his life and invites her to join him. She agrees to join Olaf. For her first task, she is ordered to take the Baudelaires to the brig. But instead she helps them escape, but refuses to abandon her brother. She and Klaus share a tender moment before they separate.
Olaf confronts Fernald saying he knows he lied about helping the Baudelaires escape. He threatens to kill Fiona, but Fernald gives up the location of the Last Safe Place in exchange for her life. They set course for the Hotel Denouement.
While trying to escape Olaf, the Queequeg is forced to surface at the very location where a Series of Unfortunate Events began, Briny Beach. There they find none other than Mr Poe, but also Kit Snicket. She quickly gains their trust and promises to take them to VFD. She reveals that through the help of Fiona and Quigley she was able to find them. The episode ends with her driving them to the Last Safe Place. But knowing this show, it is unlikely they will find any semblance of safety there.
VFD and cultural references
1. When the Snow Scouts are escaping, one of them decries Viva La Revolution.
2. When Klaus is studying the tidal charts, he discovers the Mediocre Barrier Reef.
3. The Last Safe Place is the Hotel Denouement. Denouement is a French word which here means the ending of a book where loose ends are tied up and the reader reflects on what they have learnt. It is appropriate here as we're nearing the end of the series.
4. Volunteer Factual Dispatch.
5. Viciously Fraught Dilemma.
6. Very Fancy Doctors.
Meanwhile Count Olaf is having problems of his own. In the last episode, many of his henchmen left and he found himself cowering to new villains: The Man with a beard but not hair and the Woman with hair but no beard. Olaf's only allies include his gf Carmelita Spats and last-standing henchman the Hook-handed Man.
To continue their villainous deeds, they decide to rent a submarine using another tiresome ruse. They pretend they are a family with absolutely nothing to hide and with no villainous intentions. While this type of dialogue was funny at first, it has become tedious now. And it is also entirely pointless as it is revealed that the new villains have provided a submarine for Esme to captain. The fact they are favouring Esme over Olaf is just the first of the many fractures we are seeing in Olaf's plan. he is also very bitter towards the bratty Carmelita Spats and he continues to deride and bully the Hook-Handed man. Kitana Turnbull continues to shine as Carmelita, although her only role is that of an obnoxious brat, Turnbull plays her well. But most importantly while Esme is obsessed with finding the sugar bowl, Olaf wants the Baudelaire fortune.
The four of them crew the submarine where they encounter none other than the Baudelaires. They quickly catch them although Fiona stays hidden. But Esme discovers that the Baudelaires have found the location of the sugar bowl. They're sent into the grotto to retrieve the bowl. Meanwhile, the Hook-Handed man searches the Queequeg where he finds Fiona but keeps her whereabouts a secret.
The Baudelaires reach the grotto and see an imprint in the sand where the sugar bowl was. They see a staircase leading upwards and there is none other than Quigley Quagmire at the top, Having survived the end of the last book, he has retrieved the sugar bowl. But before the Baudelaires can reach him, the deadly Medusoid Mycelium mushroom waxes, cutting the two off. The friends are forced to separate. The Baudelaires return to the Queequeg, worried about what Olaf will say when he finds out they don't have the sugar bowl. But that proves to be the least of their worries, when they find out that Medusoid Mycelium has infiltrated the diving suit of the youngest Baudelaire.
Upon their return to Olaf's submarine, Olaf callously disregards Sunny's health and throws the Baudelaires in the brig. On the way, they find the Snow Scouts being forced to row. Although considering the last time we saw the Snow Scouts, they were being kidnapped from the top of Mount Fraught, so I'm not sure how they exactly got to the submarine. The Hook-Handed man arrives to torture the Baudelaires, but upon discovering Sunny's infection, he frees them and returns them to the Queequeg. When they become separated, the children create a distraction that frees the Snow Scouts and allows them to reach the Queequeg. They discover the cure is horseradish and while searching for the kitchen, they discover a birthday cake. Violet's birthday cake. This was a very nice reveal of a sweet moment.
While they can't find horseradish, they find a substitute in Wasabi. Sunny is cured. Although this obstacle was quickly overcome, it still created some dramatic tension. After this they receive a telegram telling them that the Last Safe Place is the Hotel Denouement. The telegram is sent by a mysterious JS. Just when the Baudelaires are preparing to leave, Fiona categorically says they have to wait. Wait for what? The Hook-Handed man who is revealed to be Fiona's stepbrother Fernald.
From here, we witness an interesting moral debate concerning VFD and the different sides of the schism. The Baudelaires claim that Fernald is a villain who has taken part in numerous evil schemes. And on top of this, he also burned down Anwhistle Aquatics laboratory. He has taken part in arson and joined the wrong side of the VFD schism. But Fiona hits back saying that Fernald saved Sunny's life. Fernald explains that he worked at Anwhistle Aquatics while his superiors were working on a mushroom so powerful, it could wipe out everybody. He destroyed it for the greater good. This is an obvious metaphor for the samples of anthrax and smallpox that we have locked away. If these samples were ever to escape, it would be the end of humanity as we knew it.
Furthermore, Fernald explains that he did a bad thing for a good reason. He argues that good and bad are not black and white. You get people who are neither entirely noble or wicked - people are a mixture of both. Even the Baudelaires who helped to burn down Caligari Carnival. Before the debate gets any deeper, Olaf catches them. Olaf realises that the Hook-Handed man helped the Baudelaires to escape. He tries to kill him, but Fiona trades the Medusoid Mycelium for his life and invites her to join him. She agrees to join Olaf. For her first task, she is ordered to take the Baudelaires to the brig. But instead she helps them escape, but refuses to abandon her brother. She and Klaus share a tender moment before they separate.
Olaf confronts Fernald saying he knows he lied about helping the Baudelaires escape. He threatens to kill Fiona, but Fernald gives up the location of the Last Safe Place in exchange for her life. They set course for the Hotel Denouement.
While trying to escape Olaf, the Queequeg is forced to surface at the very location where a Series of Unfortunate Events began, Briny Beach. There they find none other than Mr Poe, but also Kit Snicket. She quickly gains their trust and promises to take them to VFD. She reveals that through the help of Fiona and Quigley she was able to find them. The episode ends with her driving them to the Last Safe Place. But knowing this show, it is unlikely they will find any semblance of safety there.
VFD and cultural references
1. When the Snow Scouts are escaping, one of them decries Viva La Revolution.
2. When Klaus is studying the tidal charts, he discovers the Mediocre Barrier Reef.
3. The Last Safe Place is the Hotel Denouement. Denouement is a French word which here means the ending of a book where loose ends are tied up and the reader reflects on what they have learnt. It is appropriate here as we're nearing the end of the series.
4. Volunteer Factual Dispatch.
5. Viciously Fraught Dilemma.
6. Very Fancy Doctors.
Underground Review
Number 148 on the top 1000 films of all time is the epic Serbian comedy-drama Underground.
Underground opens on friends Peter "Black" Popara (Lazar Ristovski) and Markon Aren (Miki Monoslovic) on the eve of WW2 in Yugoslavia. From here, we chart their friendship through WW2, the Cold War and the Yugoslav wars of the 1990s.
Clocking in at 163 minutes, Underground is a sprawling history of Yugoslavia told through the likeable characters of Blacky and Marko. From the start, we see they are hedonistic, fun-loving men fond of alcohol and women. Marko has a mistress in the form of theatre actress Natalia. She also catches the eyes of the local Nazi commandante. Marko ends up killing the Nazi.
From here,we move into the Cold War where Marko has become a close advisor of General Tito. meanwhile, he has Blacky hiding underground and has tricked him into thinking the WW2 is still continuing. he does this so that Blacky and others can make weapons, which Marko sells on for great profit. Marko's memoirs also inspire a film to be made. While this is occurring, Blacky escapes. Thinking WW2 is happening, he mistakes the Nazi-dressed extras as the real thing and he kills them before running away.
The final part takes part during the heights of the Yugoslav wars. Marko has continued his arms dealing and is trying to broker a deal. Meanwhile, Black has risen through the ranks to become a commander of a militant group. He unknowingly discovers Marko's group and orders them to be executed for being arms dealers. It is only after, in a very poignant moment, does he realise what he has done.
While this film was good enough to merit a place on the top 1000 films of all time, it just wasn't for me. The content matter was interesting especially as it was about a subject I know little about. But ultimately I don't have much to say. It wasn't my type of film.
Underground opens on friends Peter "Black" Popara (Lazar Ristovski) and Markon Aren (Miki Monoslovic) on the eve of WW2 in Yugoslavia. From here, we chart their friendship through WW2, the Cold War and the Yugoslav wars of the 1990s.
Clocking in at 163 minutes, Underground is a sprawling history of Yugoslavia told through the likeable characters of Blacky and Marko. From the start, we see they are hedonistic, fun-loving men fond of alcohol and women. Marko has a mistress in the form of theatre actress Natalia. She also catches the eyes of the local Nazi commandante. Marko ends up killing the Nazi.
From here,we move into the Cold War where Marko has become a close advisor of General Tito. meanwhile, he has Blacky hiding underground and has tricked him into thinking the WW2 is still continuing. he does this so that Blacky and others can make weapons, which Marko sells on for great profit. Marko's memoirs also inspire a film to be made. While this is occurring, Blacky escapes. Thinking WW2 is happening, he mistakes the Nazi-dressed extras as the real thing and he kills them before running away.
The final part takes part during the heights of the Yugoslav wars. Marko has continued his arms dealing and is trying to broker a deal. Meanwhile, Black has risen through the ranks to become a commander of a militant group. He unknowingly discovers Marko's group and orders them to be executed for being arms dealers. It is only after, in a very poignant moment, does he realise what he has done.
While this film was good enough to merit a place on the top 1000 films of all time, it just wasn't for me. The content matter was interesting especially as it was about a subject I know little about. But ultimately I don't have much to say. It wasn't my type of film.
Monday, 4 March 2019
The Slippery Slope review
The Ersatz Elevator review
Dear Reader,
you have had a year's respite from the unfortunate series of events that have plagued the lives of the Baudelaire orphans. Unfortunately, Netflix have uploaded the final chronicles of their lives. While I have committed myself to review these episodes, you have not committed yourselves to reading my reviews. Therefore I advise you to do something far more enjoyable such as stepping on lego.
When we left off, the Baudelaires had followed Count Olaf to the Cagliari Carnival. There they were searching for the answers to the many mysteries surrounding their lives. The biggest of these is whether one of their parents did survive the fire that destroyed their home. At the end of the Cagliari Carnival, the Baudelaires, in disguise, ally themselves with Olaf in the hopes of going to the VFD headquarters. Klaus and Violet and are towed behind in a caravan while Sunny is kept with Count Olaf.
The episode ends with Olaf revealing he knows who the Baudelaires are and cutting loose their caravan while they're travelling up the Mortmain Mountains. While they hurtle downhill, Violet invents a solution to save them. She creates a drag chute which snares around a lone tree allowing the Baudelaires a chance to escape. While this seems a tad unrealistic, this is acceptable considering the magic realism of the show. There are many surreal elements which work because that's what type of show it is.
From here, the Baudelaires travel onwards on foot where their attempts to reach Count Olaf drive them into a cave where they meet none other than the horrifying Carmelita Spats. For those who don't remember, Carmelita Spats is the prototypical, spoilt bratty bully whom the Baudelaires meet while in Prufock Preparatory School. Carmelita Spats is just one of the many Snow Scouts - a group of children hiking up to the top of Mount Fraught to celebrate False Spring. Carmelita Spats describes the Scouts as one of the most exclusive groups for the richest, most elite children, which sets up a problem which I'll get to later.
The Baudelaires are quickly befriend by a young Snow Scout in a fencing mask. They suspect the Snow Scout is connected to VFD. The Snow Scount gains their trust by confessing he is a well-read person and in his experience, well-read people are morally good. This was an interesting point to make. I can see the idea Snicket is trying to portray, but I'm not sure how true it is. Just because you're well-read doesn't mean you're morally good.
What you read is just important as how much you read. If what you're reading is negatively biased or distorted that will then lead to a distorted mindset. When night falls, their suspicions are proven right, as the Snow Scout takes them on a meandering route into the VFD headquarters. They solve puzzles and climb up ladders.
Meanwhile, Sunny Baudelaire is still in the grasp of Count Olaf. They are on the top of Mount Fraught as Olaf, Esme and his henchmen plot their next moves. Olaf thinks Violet and Klaus are dead and plans to use Sunny to get his hands on the Baudelaire fortune.
At this point, we are introduced to two new villains. Two villains so frightening, Lemony Snicket is too afraid to even say their names, instead calling them the Man with a Beard but no Hair and the Woman with Hair but no Beard. Even Count Olaf is scared of them. They appear to be Olaf's direct superiors and hold him accountable for his constant failures. This was refreshing considering how many times Olaf's schemes have failed. I understand that to continue the series, Olaf's schemes have to fail. If he gets the Baudelaire fortune in episode 1, we wouldn't have 2 more seasons to watch. But at the same, Olaf's constant blunders also undermine his authority as a villain.
The two new villains are given strong introductions by killing Olaf's three new henchmen: the carnival freaks he picked up in the last episode. Although this was a good way to instantly demonstrate their villainy, I also felt it was a lazy way to write out these three new characters.
Anyway, these two new villains confess they have burned down the VFD headquarters and also reveal their plan to kidnap the Snow Scouts, murder their parents and steal all of their fortunes.
Meanwhile, the Baudelaires reach the VFD headquarters only to discover that it has been burned down. They desperately search for their parents, which is when the Snow Scout reveals he is the survivor of the fire. He is Quigley Quagmire, the last Quagmire triplet who was assumed dead after a fire destroyed their home and killed their parents. And this is where the first part ends.
The second part kicks off with some exposition explaining how Quigley survived. His mother hid him in a secret tunnel under his house. This tunnel leads him to Uncle Monty's house. It is here that he learns about VFD and begins unknowingly following in the footsteps of the Baudelaires. However, as Quigley is an orphan and the Snow Scouts is a winter camp for rich kids, I don't really understand why he is there. Sure his family have the famous Quagmire sapphires, but he doesn't have access to them. Who sent him to the Snow Scouts? This is explained in the books, but not in the TV show.
From here, we jump back to the top of Mount Fraught where we see Sunny doing her best to survive under Olaf's abusive care. She is forced to cook and clean for Olaf and his troupe. But we see her grow as a character. Her speech is improving and she is able to fend for herself. She is also helped a lot by Olaf's chief henchman, the Hook-Handed man.
The Hook-Handed man quickly befriends Sunny and tries his best to help her as much as possible. They develop a friendly relationship. While Snicket explains this away as Stockholm Syndrome, I find this really strange. The Hook-Handed man has been established as being the meanest and the scariest of Olaf's henchmen. This makes it odd that he would be the one who would befriend Sunny.
But in his attempts to help Sunny, he gives her a green cigarette to help her light a fire. The Baudelaires spot the smoke from the bottom of Mount Fraught and wonder if it is a signal from Sunny. The VFD headquarters lie at the base of a frozen waterfall. Violet deduces the fastest way of reaching Sunny is to climb up the waterfall. Klaus opts to stay behind to try to crack VFD codes and so Violet climbs up the waterfall with Quigley. Halfway up, they rest on a ledge and we see a mutual attraction forming.
At this point, Lemony Snicket intervenes explaining that to protect Violet's privacy, he chose not to focus on the tender moment she and Quigley share. I really loved this choice. Beyond being really sweet, it was a nice countering to modern television. Obviously, this is a children's show and thus would never be that graphic, but I do feel that modern TV is full of gratuitous sex. There are so many TV shows which have graphic sex scenes that do nothing to serve the plot.
Speaking of gratuitous scenes, the Slippery Slope is rife of these. Olaf is desperate to please the two new villains and puts on a show for them demonstrating his acting talent. This was a silly little scene which seemed more included to show off Neil Patrick Harris' musical theatre background rather than advancing the plot.
Anyway, when the Baudelaires reach the top they discover Sunny and they initially try to take her with them. But she refuses saying she wants to stay behind to spy on Olaf and the others. This is when Violet realises that her baby sister is no longer a baby. Violet and Quigley return down the mountain to discover that Klaus has cracked the VFD codes and discovers that VFD are planning to meet at the "Last Safe Place."
However, Olaf discovers somebody hiding at the bottom of the waterfall and Esme volunteers to go down and investigate. While searching around the VFD headquarters, Esme becomes trapped in the burned headquarters. The Baudelaires take Esme to the top of Mount Fraught to trade her for Sunny. However, Olaf is still struggling to win the approval of the two new villains. Considering they're about to gain a whole group of fortunes, they have no interest in the Baudelaire fortune. Thus they order Olaf to kill Sunny to prove himself. He orders his henchmen to obey, but they all refuse. In this episode, they have all started questioning their life choices and decide they no longer belong with Olaf. Apart from the Hook-Handed man, they all leave.
This was an interesting choice. In the book, at this point both the henchperson of Indeterminate gender and the man with the bald head have long been written out. But they still feature in the TV show. In the book, it is only the women with the white-powdered faces who leave.
Anyway, the Hook-Handed man volunteers to throw Sunny off Mount Fraught while she is locked in her cage. Just as the Baudelaires reach the top of the mountain, they discover the Hook-Handed man has killed Sunny. But it is revealed that he secretly let Sunny escape. At this point, the Snow Scouts arrive and fall straight into the trap ran by the two new villains. Olaf and Esme decide to adopt Carmelita and within the chaos, the waterfall is cracked in two and begins melting. The Baudelaires and Quigley escape by toboggoning down the waterfall, but the two are separated. Although they have now lost a good friend, they find the next piece in the puzzle of VFD: a submarine.
A seemingly separate subplot sees Lemony Snicket's sister, Kit, running through the Mortmain Mountains trying to keep the mysterious sugar bowl safe. She is also trying to hide from the two new villains introduced. Her journey sees her meeting up with Mr Poe who is bizarrely in the Mortmain Mountains too. What was great was how this was referenced which led to a genuinely laugh out loud moment. The novelty of the meta-humour has all but worn off so it's still nice to know the show can still make me laugh from time to time.
VFD and cultural references
As this episode explores a lot of VFD, there are many VFD references.
1. Valley of Four Drafts
2. Very Furtive Disguise
3. Very Fascinating Drama
4. Very Frightening Danger
5. Vain fashionable Divas
6. Vertical Flame Diversion
7. Vernacularly Fastened Door
8. Verdnant Flammable device
9.The book Anna Karenia is referenced throughout.
10. In her sleep, Carmelita spats admits she only watches network television.
11. When the Baudelaires toboggon off Mount Fraught, Sunny says rosebud, referencing the end of Citizen Kane.
12. Sunny describes herself as the famous spy Mata Hari.
The Elephant Man review
Number 146 on the top 1000 films of all time is the historical drama The Elephant Man.
Based on the shocking true life story, the Elephant Man follows the life of the severely deformed Joseph Merrick (John Hurt.) Rescued from the carnival freakshow Doctor Treever (Anthony Hopkins.) Joseph Merrick starts trying to integrate him back into society.
What made this film so powerful is its timelessness. It's set during the Victorian era, but its themes are as relevant now as they were then. Granted, we're a great deal more liberal and freak shows are a thing of the past, but there is still a strong fear of the unknown. This is bred from ignorance and results in hatred, especially in the hatred that Merrick experiences.
After he is rescued and is staying in a hospital, a night porter charges members of the public to gawk, taunt and abuse Joseph Merrick. This disturbing scene was wonderfully accompanied by circus music. Circus music is supposed to represent joy and happiness, but it was distorted into something evil here.
Another powerful scene which sees Merrick running from an angry mob culminates in him yelling "I'm not an elephant. I'm not an animal. I'm a human being." This is something we forget when we're so steered by our own ignorance.
Stepping off my liberal soapbox for a second, the acting was terrific. Anthony Hopkins was very sympathetic as Dr Treever. It was a far cry from when he played a very different doctor - I am of course talking about Dr Hannibal Lector in the Silence of the Lambs. But the obvious star was John Hurt. Even wearing prosthetics that took 7 hours to apply, he still brought a great humanity to the character.
Legend has it the prosthetics were so remarkable they inspired the Oscars to create an award honouring best make-up in film.
The Elephant Man was a poignant film that challenges our fear of the unknown. Hurt and Hopkins were both great and the outstanding prosthetics was the icing on top of a brilliant cake.
Based on the shocking true life story, the Elephant Man follows the life of the severely deformed Joseph Merrick (John Hurt.) Rescued from the carnival freakshow Doctor Treever (Anthony Hopkins.) Joseph Merrick starts trying to integrate him back into society.
What made this film so powerful is its timelessness. It's set during the Victorian era, but its themes are as relevant now as they were then. Granted, we're a great deal more liberal and freak shows are a thing of the past, but there is still a strong fear of the unknown. This is bred from ignorance and results in hatred, especially in the hatred that Merrick experiences.
After he is rescued and is staying in a hospital, a night porter charges members of the public to gawk, taunt and abuse Joseph Merrick. This disturbing scene was wonderfully accompanied by circus music. Circus music is supposed to represent joy and happiness, but it was distorted into something evil here.
Another powerful scene which sees Merrick running from an angry mob culminates in him yelling "I'm not an elephant. I'm not an animal. I'm a human being." This is something we forget when we're so steered by our own ignorance.
Stepping off my liberal soapbox for a second, the acting was terrific. Anthony Hopkins was very sympathetic as Dr Treever. It was a far cry from when he played a very different doctor - I am of course talking about Dr Hannibal Lector in the Silence of the Lambs. But the obvious star was John Hurt. Even wearing prosthetics that took 7 hours to apply, he still brought a great humanity to the character.
Legend has it the prosthetics were so remarkable they inspired the Oscars to create an award honouring best make-up in film.
The Elephant Man was a poignant film that challenges our fear of the unknown. Hurt and Hopkins were both great and the outstanding prosthetics was the icing on top of a brilliant cake.
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